Wildcard Weekend: San Francisco - We’re Gonna Farging Gut These Guys

[SD]

patullo obviously gonna get fired but at least marginassi and the other hurts cork sucklers getting theirs

Hurts made aj drop 4 balls and also played d against an offense that was minus Pearsall and Kittle and gave up 23 points and a game winning drive at home. Was he great today no but neither was the defense - especially the d line. Go suck your boy daks cock I'm sure he's on the couch watching the playoffs.

[MDS]

dak wins that game by 10 points, easy

hurts needs his hand held every step of the way and when he doesnt win has all the excuses in the world made for him. lets all rewatch his 10-7 win over the packers. he wins!!

[SD]

dak wins that game by 10 points, easy

             

Holy shtein please stop embarrassing yourself...I'm begging you

[MDS]

if im embarrassing myself than what is hurts doing

[SD]

Probably going home to his mansion - which I'm assuming is in south Jersey - to polish his superbowl ring before he bangs his smoking hot wife

That's just a guess based off what I'd do

Hurts is a bit of an oddball - so he probably went to the gym

I asked google AI what dak did today...surprisingly "play an nfl playoff game" or "get Todd out my ass" wasn't a response

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[Diomedes]

I don't know what the farg you want Hurts to do... he can't call the plays and catch the passes

If he runs, you want him to pass if he passes, you want him to run

I suspect there's something about him that you just don't like

Hmmm wonder what it is

[ice grillin you]

I don't know what the farg you want Hurts to do to

Hit a receiver over the middle?

[MDS]

too much to ask...better make excuses for him/have some guy who couldnt tell a football from a basketball go to race victimization

[Don Ho]

More fun shtein, this from Spuds:

Birds scored 91 points in the 4th Quarter this season - includes yesterday. 0 points seven times, 7 or less points 7 times.

This offense is an abomination.

[SD]

I don't know what the farg you want Hurts to do to

Hit a receiver over the middle?

The receiver has to catch the ball...that's the other part of the equation

[Diomedes]

I would help if someone was open over the middle.

[PhillyPhreak54]

1. not run basic flag football routes
2. get open
3. when open and the ball hits your god damn hands...catch it

[Rome]

Not for nothing but Jake Eliott cost them again with his XP miss.  Not why the offense looked like shtein or the defense cleanup too many points or a host of other failures, but if he makes that kick, the Bords can at least have a shot to tie it in the end. 

Irony doesn't escape me about possibly relying on a kicker who can't make an XP to to make a field goal at the end either.

[ice grillin you]

Watch the all 22's they get open regularly.  He can't throw a pass that not a 10 yard stop or a sideline go route.  His arm is a noodle and his anticipatory instincts are non existent.  Patullo is incompetent for sure but they need a new QB. Bad.

[SD]

Watch the all 22's they get open regularly.  He can't throw a pass that not a 10 yard stop or a sideline go route.  His arm is a noodle and his anticipatory instincts are non existent.  Patullo is incompetent for sure but they need a new QB. Bad.

I watch them...also listen to a lot of breakdowns with Acho, Baldy, Avant and a few others (sometimes Gruden). Their routes suck and make no sense

Let's do a quick recap:
2022 OC Steichen - Hurts is league mvp until he gets injured and makes a sb
2023 - Brian Johnson - the offense sucked they got bounced in the first round
2024 Moore OC - SB champs SB mvp
2025 Patullo - offense sucks again they get bounced in the first round

Seems to be a pattern