Phillies

[PhillyPhreak54]

Helluva rebound from Luzardo

[MDS]

if only they could be this hot in 3 weeks

[Don Ho]

Holy shtein, I turned it off after the second inning.  Figured three out of four from the Mets, incredible pitching, two beat downs, all good.  Because I'm so farging smart I told my buddies here I guarantee you Luzardo shuts them down the rest of the game, this is what he does, first inning abomination and he transforms into Sandy Koufax but is 4 run hold too deep?  Turned it back on and they were up 5–4. 

Mets got a hot Rangers team coming to zesty Field followed by Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Padres - sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shtein.  This clinch could be fairly quick. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

if only they could be this hot in 3 weeks

nope they'll all be ice cold by then

[PhillyPhreak54]

Bader is hotter than fish grease

[Rome]

Holy shtein the Mets have just imploded. Yikes.

[PhillyPhreak54]

The Mets collapse isn't as sexy as 2007 but it's close.

From best record at 45-21 to missing the playoffs

Magic Number down to 1. lil guy gonna be spooning with Uncle John soon

[MDS]

that billionaire farg is ducking me

[Don Ho]

Not worried about Walker and his mandatory four run hole after the first inning as he will not sniff the playoffs in any major role, but Luzardo corrects his early gifts, feeling a whole lot better.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Schwarber for 52!

Clinch it

[PhillyPhreak54]

You cannot start Nola in the playoffs

Can't do it

[Rome]

Nola is comical. 

[Don Ho]

Typical Nola

[Don Ho]

Bats were due to cool off. 

Maybe I'll get lucky and see them clinch in Chavez Ravine Tuesday.

[PhillyPhreak54]

While you're there have Nola kidnapped