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Started by MDS, March 29, 2018, 04:09:31 PM

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Don Ho

We got the B team today doing the broadcast.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Don Ho

Harper, just advance Rojas please!  Better when you don't swing.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Don Ho

They're back!  0-9 with runners on base.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Don Ho

These two color guys are trash. 

Harper awful at bat followed by wheeler leadoff walk.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Don Ho

Jesus!  Mets ain't hitting either but their excuse is they're facing a cyborg.  Phils Meatheads are alive and well at the plate.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Don Ho

Thank you Zack!!  Spectacular


WAKE THE farg UP OFFENSE!
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Don Ho

Real Meathead
Mush
R"0"jas

Murder's row!  As in I want to murder myself
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Don Ho

Hoffman wants the big contract next year?
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Don Ho

Hoffman was a complete disaster.

Go sign somewhere else you batting practice pitching bum
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Don Ho

I'm not even mad, saw this coming and was that AJ who just said the Phillies were in complete control?  Is he farging nuts? Phillies didn't do shtein all game!  Wheeler was in control.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Don Ho

This farging team is what it is, a .500 team
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Geowhizzer


Don Ho

so much blame to go around today.

Harper's awful at bat
Bullpen pissed on themselves
Bohm is done for rest of the season
Stott is trash
Bats is what they is

Mets may sweep in Philly.  Anyone trust Sanchez? 
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Rome

What a complete farce.  Can't hit.  Bullpen sucks.  Ugh.

ice grillin you

Definite sweep. That was their one chance to win. 

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