Mock the Olympics here

Started by Diomedes, June 23, 2016, 06:31:33 AM

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Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: ice grillin you on August 07, 2016, 11:05:46 PM
Olympics are fargin with my local news....when does this shtein end

Sounds like something my grandmother would say

Diomedes

More scotch less gingerale is what my grandmother would say.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhreak54

Good choice of drink by granny

ice grillin you

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 07, 2016, 11:19:17 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 07, 2016, 11:05:46 PM
Olympics are fargin with my local news....when does this shtein end

Sounds like something my grandmother would say

cept your grandma is a xenophobic racist who loves to see America win

I farging despise this shtein and just want to see who got murdered tonight
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: ice grillin you on August 07, 2016, 11:21:44 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 07, 2016, 11:19:17 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 07, 2016, 11:05:46 PM
Olympics are fargin with my local news....when does this shtein end

Sounds like something my grandmother would say

cept your grandma is a xenophobic racist who loves to see America win

I farging despise this shtein and just want to see who got murdered tonight

I think you might have my grandma mixed up with someone else's

MDS

nothing like a drunk pollack on a sunday night
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

czech
a drunk czech

spittin truth bullets
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PhillyPhreak54

About my democrat granny being a xenophobic racist? Lol

Don Ho

Quote from: ice grillin you on August 07, 2016, 11:11:05 PM
i wont watch one second of the Olympics but not even real soccer fans can tell the difference btwn mls and the world cup

it all looks the same

Shame on you!
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

hunt

and of course this board shteins all over the olympics.   ::)  trying so damn hard to be "anti" everything mainstream & popular.   :-D 
you miserable f's!
lemonade was a popular drink and it still is

Rome

Not the athletes.   The rest of it is a two week long soft drink commercial.  The IOC is crooked as farg, dude.  They only thing worse is NBC's hideously uber-partisan coverage and non-stop pimping of the "greatness" of the games themselves.  It's nauseating. 

I've watched soccer, basketball, archery and swimming this week.  All very enjoyable. 

QB Eagles

Quote from: Rome on August 08, 2016, 11:01:17 AM
They only thing worse is NBC's hideously uber-partisan coverage

I can't blame NBC too much for that because that's exactly what most Americans want. People are too braindead to enjoy the incredible achievements of someone who speaks some other language and doesn't cry for the Stars and Stripes. If they start focusing on some Russian or Kenyan or Korean, people are tuning the farg out.

Rome

I don't mind the coverage being focused on Americans, especially on NBC.  I mind the cheerleading and borderline jingoism on display. 

I agree that that's what MA wants, though.  It's pathetic. 


hunt

niche sports that most folks only (barely) care about every 4 years...that's exactly what nbc should be doing.  all usa all the time or there better be a damn good back story on an athlete from another country to get me to care.   

give me a touching back story on some hungarian fencer & i might stick it out for a little while...but i'm not sitting through some random, boring azz japan vs columbia soccer match.   
lemonade was a popular drink and it still is