This Is Gonna Suck: 2016 Phillies Season Thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

I expect him to have a better approach at the plate

This isn't something you can find in your spreadsheets

[MDS]

haha good one! spreadsheets!

anyway cesar doesnt have a good approach to the plate because he sucks. bad players have bad at bats. cesar is a bad player. i couldnt care what he does.

[ice grillin you]

lil guy why are you still doing this

[MDS]

because i love j and i want to fix him

[PhillyPhreak54]

He's still a big leaguer

When a pitcher is cruising you adjust your approach at the plate.

[MDS]

[PhillyPhreak54]

You posting your journalism hero means what to me

[MDS]

so basically what youre saying is regardless of talent level or ability, you expect ____ out of the phillies of major league baseball

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'd expect it from any major leaguer

You're a professional.

[MDS]

your expectations arent realistic or rational

we've done come to the root of the problem

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yeah I'm the irrational one around here

[MDS]

Yeah I'm the irrational one around here

yes! breakthrough

[ice grillin you]

because i love j and i want to fix him

beyond help

[ice grillin you]

phils are 11-4 in series closers this year

[ice grillin you]

someone count the number of series the Phillies have left and come up with an o/u on series wins