This Is Gonna Suck: 2016 Phillies Season Thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

My company has Astros season tix yes. My biggest customer is from Detroit so I always go with him for one game and then give him the rest of the series.

I have the white sox game set aside so I can go see Jimmy play

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sunny gets these phat nats tix in dc...2nd row just past the phils dugout....we are going the Thursday after next....all I asked was that we get to see one of the youngins pitch....a 3 in 5 chance.....who do we get barring a rainout?....Charlie farging morton

[MDS]

some lesbian i know got us tix 1st row behind the dugout for monday

i think the flyers are playing but who cares. the hot guy you see in a red t shirt will be me.

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flyers don't just play....its the ed snider game

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lololol holy shtein darrin ruff in left field tonight

[MDS]

flyers don't just play....its the ed snider game

dEaD snider

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nola seems like a good arm

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some nice news....

alfaro .469 so far
knapp .462

[MDS]

where is j to brag about the phillies starters era now that theyve faced a real team

[PhillyPhreak54]

J was out of town but he's back now

I mean did you expect them to be that good all season? Homer.

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as bad as the outfield has been and its been horrific what about the leadoff spot?

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reading is beating up on the nats lucas giolito....#3 prospect in all of baseball

yay?

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choke gone end this shtein

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like whoa

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bryce harper is not human