Holy Crap, They Suck: Phillies 2015

[MDS]

One omission on the choice list:  Grover Cleveland Alexander (How do you forget 373 wins?)

because the only people who have heard of him are extreme baseball nerds and geezers

id go: carlton, schmidt, rollins, roberts

robby was a hall of famer and all but his era was totally irrelevant. they won 1 measly pennant and were swept by the yankees. utley has a definite argument as one of the faces of 1 of only 2 good eras of baseball in the history of this wretched team.

[Geowhizzer]

Well he just gave up a RBI single to Wacha

Hit the showers kiddo

Wacha Wacha Wacha Wacha Wacha

[QB Eagles]

One omission on the choice list:  Grover Cleveland Alexander (How do you forget 373 wins?)

No love for Big Ed Delahanty? One of the all-time BA champions, plus he took a drunk dive over the Falls.

Let's face it, anything before 1920 wasn't baseball.

[PhillyPhreak54]

LA is going in on Dom Brown for apparently taking the allowed 72hrs before reporting to Lehigh since his assignment there after the rehab...even though he was there

@FranzkeLA: LA - "He should be thrilled. Through arbitration he gets a $2M dollar raise, for basically having one good month in his career"

[Geowhizzer]

Something strange has been going on with that situation.  It wouldn't surprise me if Von Brown never played for the Phils again.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Diekman walked the pitcher and it hurt him

Says a lot that's he's relegated to pitching the 5th of a 7-4 game

[Don Ho]

I know this team blows and it is what it is but good lord Jake Diekman is just awful.

[MDS]

why are you watching this garbage

[Don Ho]

I often ask myself that same question.  it's mostly back ground music in my office, only 4:20 PM here.  Come June 1 when they're 20 games out I'll probably stop.  Plus it's the first go around in the schedule so it's cool (and depressing) seeing who's who and who's got what. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Why not watch? Flipping around to this and NBA and other shtein

[MDS]

Why not watch? Flipping around to this and NBA and other shtein

because they are a boring awful team playing a bunch of worthless geezers

[PhillyPhreak54]

They're showing some fight tonight

Galvis with another fantastic game and Odub has some good ABs

[MDS]

asche starting some LF work with the franco countdown clock ticking

this either means the end of ben revere or that his noodle arm moves to RF which would be hysterical

[Rome]

Well he just gave up a RBI single to Wacha

Hit the showers kiddo

Wacha Wacha Wacha Wacha Wacha

I know this shouldn't surprise anyone but I actually laughed out loud when I saw this.

[PhillyPhreak54]

lol that is pretty good