2014 Point & Laugh At The taterskins Thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

Ayooooo a little taste of some ES homerism to get the season of laughing at the taterskins started

.the best catch-and-run WR in the league and his name his Garcon, that's right, even Megatron just makes his plays catching balls above people and being big...Garcon can take a dumpoff to the house like no one else...an interesting TE game, and for crying out loud, what are you gonna do when Desean Jackson runs behind the line for what might be a reverse, or just plain lines up wide anyways.



The taterskins offense will write itself, and it will do so all over the NFC East.  The challenges will be the Seahawks, the 49ers, and whoever we face in the playoffs. 

[QB Eagles]

The taterskins offense will write itself, and it will do so all over the NFC East.

I actually do believe that their offense will "write itself all over" the Cowboys defense. So will the Jaguars offense.

[ice grillin you]

if rg3 returns anywhere close to rookie year form their offense will be elite....their weapons are sick...but their secondary is going to make every team they play look elite

[SD]

if rg3 returns anywhere close to rookie year form their offense will be elite

Their O-line is horrible and they decided to spend big money on two more WRs instead. It all starts up front. LOL at elite.

[smeags]

O/U on games played by rgknee ?

[MDS]

19.5

question is will they get the bye or not?

[PhillyPhreak54]

I need to see what Art Mills thinks about this team. He needs to write another column on how they're better than everyone.

[ice grillin you]

if rg3 returns anywhere close to rookie year form their offense will be elite

Their O-line is horrible and they decided to spend big money on two more WRs instead. It all starts up front. LOL at elite.

they retooled the oline....replaced the worst part of it with hideous center will montgomery gone and over all replaced 40% of it...it wont be the best in the nfl but it will be much improved...

and this...

rg3
alfred morris
garcon
pimp
dre rob
jordan reed

is elite

but again rg3 has to have a comeback year...and gruden cant be a buffoon as a head coach...two things that very well could come to fruition...but on paper their offense is weapon ladened

[SD]

None of those players are 'elite'. They're playing in a new offense and the line is still shtein. Unless you think Gruden is some mastermind, talent wise at skill positions they maybe crack the top 10. Elite is top 3 offense. Not a chance even if the line overperforms.

We've seen this song and dance before.

Don't hate us because we're beautiful.

[ice grillin you]

as a group they are certainly elite i cant think of too many better in the nfl...and remember im saying they are elite if rookie year rg3 comes back or even close to back

they are way better than the eagles...in fact other than shady the eagles dont touch any of the other guys

remember the eagles #1 wr is jeremy maclin

[SD]

Bet:

Eagles score more offensive points this season than the Skins

[ice grillin you]

im not saying that at all....with a real rg3 the skill position players on the taterskins are clearly better thats it.....that doesn't always translate to the most pts....i think gruden is going to be a flop...put it this way tho if the teams traded coaches it wouldn't even be close

[Eagles_Legendz]

The Eagles have arguably the best offensive line in football, the best RB in football, and a QB I (and I'm guessing most GMs and coaches agree considering the ESPN poll) feel more confident in than what the Skins are offering.   I'd also take the Eagles TE corps.  The only clear advantage the Skins skill players have is at WR (which is a large advantage) but I think you'd get significant pushback from people in the league acting like offensive talent is a W for the Skins across the line versus Philly.

[ice grillin you]

offensive line isnt a skill position and jordan reed is better than both eagle te's

washingtons third wr is arguably better than the eagles first....but garcon and pimp are def way better than the eagles first six wr...the wr advantage they have easily cancels out the diference between shady and alfred morris

and I already mentioned that rg3 has to return to form and if he does he just eats foles alive and transforms the taterskin offense to a level not many teams can touch as far as talent on paper

the x factor as mentioned is chip vs gruden...and you can even take it a step further and say lurie vs danni...the washington organization can sour any roster no matter how talented...but on a  skill position basis on paper its clearly the taterskins are better....I know homerism comes into play but I don't think people realize how bad the eagle wr's are....if chip has the eagles offense in the top 3 again after the league has seen him for a year and no pimp with those wr's then he truly is a genius

[PhillyPhreak54]

Reed isn't better than Ertz.