2013-14 Phillies Offseason Thread

[QB Eagles]

The Phillies are so anti-SABR that I think they must actively pursue the players with the lowest WAR.

[Rome]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkPE5PLZuY0

Oh.  My.  God.

[Geowhizzer]

We watched at least part, if not all of the parade in school that day.  Not sure how our teacher rated, because there was only one or two televisions in the entire school.  Maybe she brought in her own.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Salisbury says....they're interested in BOBBY ABREUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

lololol

my boy BOBBY A is coming back!

[Rome]

Hopefully that will be the move that gets Smug fired.

[MDS]

is he still deathly afraid of walls?

[SD]

Jon Heyman of CBS Sports reports that the Phillies have signed Bobby Abreu.

[PhillyPhreak54]

haha holy shtein...that's unreal.

I loved Bobby A...but HE'S 40!

He signed him off his wicked Dominican League...which means he's juicing

[Rome]

This isn't really happening, is it?

They're not signing that worthless piece of shtein, are they?

[PhillyPhreak54]

[QB Eagles]

What the farg? Does Rueben Amaro even like the Phillies?

[Geowhizzer]

Chad Gaudin signed as well.

[ice grillin you]

abreu is not making the team....settle down people...but even if he did who cares

be upset about a starting outfield of byrd - revere - hof not the 25th player on the roster

[PhillyPhreak54]

Chad Gaudin signed as well.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/foul-ball-giants-pitcher-charged-groping-woman-article-1.1395281

[MDS]

but as well sign aaron rowand again and jose mesa for the 3rd time while youre at it, boobin