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[Sgt PSN]

If you need another guy, I could probably do it. What are the rules these days? And what does his crap team look like?

Here's the roster:

QB - Peyton Manning
QB - Tony Romo (K)

RB - Steven Jackson (K)   
RB - Chris Johnson (K)   
RB - Marcel Reece   
RB - Darren Sproles   

WR - Malcom Floyd
WR - Percy Harvin (K)   
WR - Jeremy Maclin      
WR - Roddy White (K)   
WR - Mike Williams

TE - Owen Daniels
TE - Vernon Davis (K)

K - Lawrence Tynes

Def/ST - Baltimore

(K) = Players he designated as keepers going into last season.  You can keep whoever you want. 

Also looks like he didn't have a rookie on his roster to roll over to this season. 

Keeper Rules (as of right now):

Owners can keep the following players from 1 year to the next:

1 QB
2 RB
2 WR
1 Rookie (any position)
1 TE/K/Def (choose 1 of the 3)

Scoring is pretty standard, non-PPR. 

Offense                             League Value   
Passing Yards                     25 yards per point   
Passing Touchdowns             6   
Interceptions                    -2   
Rushing Yards                     10 yards per point   
Rushing Touchdowns             6   
Reception Yards                     10 yards per point   
Reception Touchdowns             6   
Return Yards                     30 yards per point   0
Return Touchdowns             6   
2-Point Conversions             2   
Fumbles Lost                    -2   
Offensive Fumble Return TD     6   


Kickers                                League Value   
Field Goals 0-19 Yards                3   
Field Goals 20-29 Yards             3   
Field Goals 30-39 Yards                3   
Field Goals 40-49 Yards                4   
Field Goals 50+ Yards                5   
Field Goals Missed 0-19 Yards    -3   
Field Goals Missed 20-29 Yards  -2   
Field Goals Missed 30-39 Yards  -1   
Point After Attempt Made        1   
Point After Attempt Missed       -1   

Defense/Special Teams        League Value   
Sack                                        1   
Interception                        2   
Fumble Recovery                        2   
Touchdown                                6   
Safety                                2   
Block Kick                                2   
Return Yards                       30 yards per point   
Kickoff and Punt Return TD       6   
Points Allowed 0 points              10   
Points Allowed 1-6 points       7   
Points Allowed 7-13 points       4   
Points Allowed 14-20 points       1   
Points Allowed 21-27 points       0   
Points Allowed 28-34 points      -1   
Points Allowed 35+ points      -4   

[Zanshin]

Harvin AND Maclin. He was a visionary. Is there a wager of some sort involved in this league now?

If I'm not jumping in line, I suppose I could come back into the Keeper fold.

[Sgt PSN]

Haha.....yeah, I noticed Maclin and Harvin and had to chuckle a bit.  It's not a bad roster even with those 2 injured.  He finished 7th out of 8, but his record was 7-7....along with the 5th and 6th place teams.  So it's not like you're taking over a train wreck. 

$25 entry fee.  And if Munson is serious about not getting in then I think that would make you next in line.  Farg it, it's only Munson....who gives a shtein what he wants?   I'm cool with gthistle taking the spot.   

[Zanshin]

Well, the powers that be can let me know after praying to the gods about it.

[Sgt PSN]

Jerry's Kids

QB - Brady, Tom
QB - Wilson, Russell (R)

RB - Forte, Matt
RB - Spiller, CJ
RB - McFadden, Darren
RB - Wilson, David (R)
RB - Greene, Shonn

WR - Johnson, Calvin
WR - Boldin, Anquan
WR - Smith, Torrey
WR - Moore, Lance
WR - Brown, Antonio

TE - Gonzalez, Tony

K - Gostkowski, Stephen

Def/ST - Chicago

Russell Wilson is on the trading block if anyone is interested.   

[hbionic]

Z, it's just a bunch of miserable iceholes, playing for $200 dollars, with little to no trash talk, throughout the season, but Sarge loves penis.

[Zanshin]

Yours in particular, I assume.

So, it's like when I won the league and turned over my good team to someone (RJS?), only for a few bucks now. Got it.

[Zanshin]

If I get Culpepper and Moss again, watch the farg out.

[Diomedes]

i propose the following changes to the keeper rule:

1 QB, 1 Rb, 1 WR, 1 rookie

Seconded

[Tomahawk]

i propose the following changes to the keeper rule:

1 QB, 1 Rb, 1 WR, 1 rookie

Seconded

I vote nay this year. farg unanimity

[Diomedes]

icehole.

This league is stale as shtein because everyone gets to keep essentially their entire starting roster.

[Tomahawk]

Aaaaaaaaaand after looking at my roster, I'm changing my vote to yay 

QBs
Drew Brees

RBs
Jamaal Charles
Bryce Brown (R)
Knowshon Moreno
Michael Bush
Ryan Matthews

WRs
A.J. Green
Greg Jennings
Brandon Marshall
Vincent Jackson
Mike Wallace
Danario Alexander

TEs
Aaron Hernandez

K
Matt Bryant

D
Denver

[Diomedes]

That's three yays. 

I'm telling you fargers, we need to change this system.  Make Yuppie Rusty change the rules.  Vote yes.

[Zanshin]

Aaron Hernandez is going to literally kill it for you this year.

[Munson]

$25 entry fee.  And if Munson is serious about not getting in then I think that would make you next in line.  Farg it, it's only Munson....who gives a shtein what he wants?   I'm cool with gthistle taking the spot.

 

I really did want to do this this season when I thought I'd be back down to two leagues again, but once I was invited back to the big money league, I realized taking on a 4th league would be a lot of shtein to deal with.