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[Munson]

[Sgt PSN]

I feel good knowing they all handle food for a living.

[Eagaholic]

hernandez cleared waivers.

worth a shot?

I would. In free agency it isnt easy to find TEs of that caliber.

[BigEd76]

Colts S Joe Lefeged

The 25-year-old Lefeged was traveling in a vehicle around 12:05 a.m. ET, with Aaron Timothy Wilson, 23, when police attempted to stop them. Following a chase, both men were arrested. Lefeged and Wilson will face arraignment Saturday afternoon on charges that include carrying a firearm without a license, unregistered firearm, unregistered ammunition, presence of a firearm in a motor vehicle and possession of an open container of alcohol.

[Diomedes]

Neither of whom will spend more than ten months in jail.

USA!  USA!!  USA!QQ

[SD]

Adam Schefter
Patriots announced that almost 1,200 Aaron Hernandez jerseys have been exchanged at their pro shop today as of about 5 pm.

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://m.nbcphiladelphia.com/nbcphilly/pm_108054/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=92vNRIiD

Dan Connor arrested for carrying a switchblade in his carryon

[reese125]

shtein must run in the family

Lawrence Taylor's son arrested for sodomy/statutory rape

[PhillyPhreak54]

The Broncos exec who was busted for DUI (not Heckert, the other dude Matt Russell) had a BAC of .246.

Jeez

[ice grillin you]

holy shtein thats impressive

they said heckert was .17 minimum seven hours afterr he stopped drinking

[PhillyPhreak54]

Damn is there nothing else to do in Denver but get zesty?!

I've tied one on for two days before and numerous times I've woken up with cramps in my legs from drinking too much and being dehydrated.

[Eagaholic]

Just picked up a BAC meter at Walgreens on sale for $39.99, which is a lot cheaper than a DUI lawyer.  Probably a smart thing for a lot of us to use before driving. Or posting.

[Seabiscuit36]

Yeah, as I said here last summer, my bro got popped 9 hours after he stopped drinking and he had no clue he was still drunk by legal standards. 

[ice grillin you]

.17 is drunk for any standards

[BigEd76]

Another Patriot arrest

Alfonzo Dennard (DUI)