2012 - Philadelphia Phillies, At Least Cole is Staying

[Eagles_Legendz]

hamels is about the only player i wouldn't trade unless someone just blew me away with an offer.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Hypothetically speaking if they did decide to deal him, they'd never get a fair deal for him either. The trade deadline is historically not kind to sellers whose centerpiece is a pending FA.

They need to sign him pretty damn quickly. If he hits the FA market he'll be a Dodger quicker than HBionic pulling up his favorite porn site. I heard someone on the radio the other day speculate that if he hits the market the Dodgers would be willing to give him a $200M deal.

[MDS]

since they are going to resign him and totally win the world series this year, it makes sense to keep him

[PhillyPhreak54]

Greg Gross...way to pound "work the pitcher" into your guys' heads.

6 pitches for Zimmerman in the first.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Hamels stuck Babe Ruth Jr right in the back...good job, Heidi

[Don Ho]

Good job there vagina!  Set that prick straight Cole.

Even the misses said Harper looks like a punk.

[Don Ho]

Peg that little farger again.

[PhillyPhreak54]

And Douchebag goes home on the pickoff attempt.

The national media will now proceed to deep throat him AND play with his balls

[MDS]

that was totally on cole

feel free to pay $200 mil for that so cal funhole

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Trade everyone.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I am developing a pretty strong hate for this Washington team.

[Don Ho]

Christ, prepare yourself for Harper overload over the next two hours. 

[Don Ho]

Go ahead, hit Chooch.  I want to see a bitch fight.

[Don Ho]

Fight fight fight fight

[PhillyPhreak54]

Through three innings the Phlailing Phils have seen only 30 pitches and hit only one ball in the air.