2012 - Philadelphia Phillies, At Least Cole is Staying

[PhillyPhreak54]

Inept offense? Check.
Failing to work counts? Check.
Bad Hunter Pence defense? Check.
Matt Garza looking like Bob Gibson? Check.

3-0 in the 6th.

[Don Ho]

J, sure you want to invest in all that equipment to watch this crock of shtein?

[PhillyPhreak54]

You know what? Good call. I'll save the money and not worry about it.

These farging clowns are awful.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Don Ho]

Of course the two games I miss this season are the two they won in Arizona where the bats went off. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Marmol is walking people and they still cannot get a rally going.

Phillies haven't had a losing month since 2009 and haven't had a losing April since 2007!

Holy farging shtein! A base hit!!!

Bases loaded and two outs

[PhillyPhreak54]

A run gets walked in...Braindeadorino is up...0-2 count

[PhillyPhreak54]

grounded out...good job, Shane!

1 run on 2 hits.

farging iceholes. I hope Amaro likes his farging handiwork.

The goddamn Cubs suck and they worked the Phils over

[Don Ho]

Like we had any faith Vic would do anything there.  2 measly hits, the last being an infield single.  Swell.

[Munson]

Worked them over? They still got one more game to do so tomorrow

[SD]

Nice first inning

[Don Ho]

Small ball?  Phillies?  Do I have the right game on?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Phillie get a call go their way (DeJesus was safe)
Pence didn't look like a clown in the field
Phils offense actually hits and scores

4-0

So they'll lose 7-4? Sounds about right...

[SD]

In real time you could tell Dejesus was safe, when they showed the replay it wasn't even close. He was almost elbow deep on the bag before the tag was applied.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Sarge's Cholly-san shirt is awesome.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Volstad heals all