The Return of the HAIKUS

hbionic · September 20, 2011, 02:02:50 PM

Return of Eli
Feeling like the best Manning
Let's show him he's not

ice grillin you · September 20, 2011, 02:15:43 PM

assy dom samuel
make red cheeks and droopy face
birds get in that ass

Eagles_Legendz · September 21, 2011, 01:10:50 AM

Bradshaw sees the tape
Mathews Fokou are a waste
My eyes will bleed lots

Munson · September 21, 2011, 01:30:25 AM

Vick's head is mushy
Desean has hurt his tushy
Kafka to Maclin

Eagaholic · September 21, 2011, 03:49:32 AM

there once was a poster named Ray
who thought haikus were really gay
his verse was the bomb
better than shagging your mom
and having your sister join in and pay

Yeti · September 22, 2011, 08:34:22 PM

Fly Eagles fly on
the road to victory E-
A- G- L- E- S

Don Ho · September 22, 2011, 08:53:17 PM

^^^^

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 23, 2011, 10:12:24 AM

Eli throws 5 scores
At least two, though, are to Birds
Hope reigns eternal

phattymatty · September 23, 2011, 11:13:20 AM

michael vick eats dogs
eli manning eats penis
dogs better than c0ck

RezRob · September 28, 2011, 11:48:03 AM

Captain Comeback coach?
Wide Nine plus weak backers suck
my balls my balls Koy?

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 28, 2011, 01:26:00 PM

Introduction time!
Casey Matthews, this is Bench
Bench, Casey Matthews

Yeti · September 29, 2011, 01:45:49 AM

Dear Casey Matthews,
Just because you have long hair
doesn't make you Clay.

RezRob · October 20, 2011, 02:24:44 PM

It's not a tumor
God hates our defense so much
It's not a tumor

hbionic · October 20, 2011, 02:39:39 PM

Rez Rob in da house
Busting out the haiku for
everyone to read

PoopyfaceMcGee · October 20, 2011, 02:41:54 PM

Bye weeks ain't so bad
No Eagles football, no pain
Unless you're Jerome