Vandalism, Pranks and Fun

Started by lurking wierdo, August 09, 2011, 10:40:57 AM

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Diomedes

When I was 22 years old (or so), I came out of a movie one night and saw someone had left their headlights on.  They were lit but dim.  I left a note on the dashboard:

You left your lights on, icehole.


I thought that was the funniest thing ever for a few weeks.
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Drunkmasterflex

Yeah its amazing the crap you will find funny as a high school/college student.  That also reminds me I had two buddies that would go to the mall and by porn mags and then find a car that had a kids seat or something that a geriatric would drive and put the nastiest pics all over the car. 

Funny at the time, but I don't know that a toddler needs to see double penetration. 
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mussa

Not see, BE double penetrated  :-*
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lurking wierdo

This is my current favorite:

At Christmas time, while at the mall with my wife I will carry bags out to my car and just sit in the car with the backup lights on for like 30 minutes.

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Munson

Me and my cousin used to throw snowballs at cars, and on mischief night my brother and sisters and i would throw eggs at the DART busses. Nothinh too awesome
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Quote from: lurking wierdo on August 11, 2011, 04:57:14 PM
This is my current favorite:

At Christmas time, while at the mall with my wife I will carry bags out to my car and just sit in the car with the backup lights on for like 30 minutes.

hahahahah icehole.

This has me cracking up because I hate people who stalk me for my parking spot when I leave the mall. So I take my sweet ass time.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on August 11, 2011, 04:51:19 PM
Yeah its amazing the crap you will find funny as a high school/college student.  That also reminds me I had two buddies that would go to the mall and by porn mags and then find a car that had a kids seat or something that a geriatric would drive and put the nastiest pics all over the car. 

Funny at the time, but I don't know that a toddler needs to see double penetration. 

I actually forgot I did this, but in my late teens Id rip the pics out of porn mags and put them randomly inside the bibles in hotel rooms.

I really came into my own with pranks in my mid 20s. I'll post some of them when I'm nor feeling lazy.

SD

Quote from: lurking wierdo on August 11, 2011, 04:57:14 PM
This is my current favorite:

At Christmas time, while at the mall with my wife I will carry bags out to my car and just sit in the car with the backup lights on for like 30 minutes.

I do this. Thought it was funny when I was a teenager, and even funnier now that I'm an adult.

Quote from: Munson on August 11, 2011, 05:28:09 PM
Me and my cousin used to throw snowballs at cars

This was a big favorite of mine

We used to play knock knock zoom all the time. Often times we'd leave random stuff on the patio.

Tomahawk

The MA term for knock knock zoom is ding dong ditch.

We used to leave the leftover roaches from joints in the hotel rooms' bibles

Dillen

Once we had found a little girl's bike that someone was going to throw away. We went to our buddies, and someone climbed up like 15 feet into a tree in his front yard and stuck it in the branches. His neighbor called the cops.

lurking wierdo

Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 11, 2011, 08:16:25 PM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on August 11, 2011, 04:51:19 PM




I actually forgot I did this, but in my late teens Id rip the pics out of porn mags and put them randomly inside the bibles in hotel rooms.
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What were you doing in all these hotel rooms in your id-teens? Were you an altar boy growing up?

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Quote from: Dillen on August 12, 2011, 02:13:36 AM
Once we had found a little girl's bike that someone was going to throw away. We went to our buddies, and someone climbed up like 15 feet into a tree in his front yard and stuck it in the branches. His neighbor called the cops.

Hahahaha that reminded me of when me an buddies were hanging out on the stoop after a party in college. We were just drinking beer, and throwing bottle rockets up in the air when some other kid rode his bike by. We lit some roman candles and shot those at him. Instead of pedalling faster, the idiot drops his bike and runs. So we threw it up in our tree. It was still there a couple nights later when we saw the people down the block were having a couch fire so we got the bike out of the tree, walked it down to the fire, and asked if they cared if we threw the bike in the fire. They didn't.

Drunkmasterflex

My high school girlfriend lived in kind of a snooty neighborhood so we built a giant snowman in her front yard with a giant cock and a huge set of tits on it......the best part was her mom helped us.
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Snowtranny....that's funny shtein