Vandalism, Pranks and Fun

lurking wierdo · August 09, 2011, 02:04:56 PM

Quote from: Dillen on August 09, 2011, 01:29:46 PM
In the summer, we used to drive around neighborhoods late at night when it was garbage day and look for the big stuff that people put out that was still in good shape. That'd be couches, coffee tables, chairs, etc. One time we got enough where we basically arranged an entire living room in some guys front lawn which he'd come out and see the next day. Stupid as hell, but I thought it was pretty funny.

That's awesome.

LBIggle · August 09, 2011, 04:30:09 PM

speaking of pranks..

http://www.brobible.com/bronews/story/law-that-makes-no-sense

PhillyPhreak54 · August 09, 2011, 06:53:17 PM

We used to take animal lawn ornaments and put them into various sex positions, find out which neighborhood kids were sleeping outside in tents and then go egg the shtein out of them and one of my buddies wanted to imitate the flaming bag of shtein prank that Sandler does in Billy Madison.

it was about 4am when he did it and we sat across the street and watched. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe and thought I was going to break a rib.

Yeti · August 09, 2011, 07:05:24 PM

On Mischief Night we would throw corn at peoples houses. We would spend days stealing it from the farmers fields and shelling it into a garbage cans for "ammo".

lurking wierdo · August 10, 2011, 08:27:16 AM

Quote from: Yeti on August 09, 2011, 07:05:24 PM
On Mischief Night we would throw corn at peoples houses. We would spend days stealing it from the farmers fields and shelling it into a garbage cans for "ammo".

Corn?

DH · August 10, 2011, 09:33:33 AM

did he call the shtein poop?

Sgt PSN · August 10, 2011, 09:39:42 AM

Other than mischief night, me and my buddies didn't pull too many pranks where we farged with other people's shtein. But when I was about 10, there was this one kid that no one really liked and we were positive he stole some of our GI Joes. He lived in this apt building that used to be an old town hall or something but had been converted and had like maybe 15 apartments in it. So we decided that we were going to drop a stink bomb through the mail slot of his apartment. Only problem was we didn't know which apartment was his.....so we dropped one in every apartment just to be safe.

It was pretty stupid looking back on it because I guess we could have easily burned that building to the ground. But damn it was hilarious at the time.

Yeti · August 10, 2011, 07:24:44 PM

Quote from: lurking wierdo on August 10, 2011, 08:27:16 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 09, 2011, 07:05:24 PM
On Mischief Night we would throw corn at peoples houses. We would spend days stealing it from the farmers fields and shelling it into a garbage cans for "ammo".
Corn?

The stuff they grow for the cows. Its hard and would make a ton of racket when 5 or 6 kids chucked it at the windows of a house all at once. Harmless fun. Neighbors were cool about it too. Guess they figured worse thing were going on in other neighborhoods that night.

Anybody else do this on mischief night. I know BigEd must know this tradition.

MMH · August 10, 2011, 07:28:16 PM

The worst we did was fill three fire extinguishers with milk in August, and then sprayed someone's car with it on Mischief night.
Christ it stank.

Sgt PSN · August 10, 2011, 07:31:55 PM

That's pretty awsome.

Diomedes · August 10, 2011, 08:33:14 PM

a girl and I talked security into letting us into the assistant dean's office in college. His office was right across the hall from the other assistant dean (or whatever he was called, I forget--he handled discipline).

we spent three hours or so meticulously swapping the two office...down to the dead leaves that had fallen into the windowsill from a plant in the assistant dean's office. swapped post-it notes into the same relative position in the new room, swapped name plates, everything. the room were not the same size but we lucked out that the desks were the same make, so all we had to do was swap drawers, not remove everthing from each one.

they were pretty freaked out at first, but we went to a good college and after the initial shock, they settled down and laughed. And then just decided to keep the new arrangement.

it was one of the better pranks in years

Sgt PSN · August 10, 2011, 09:15:36 PM

If they didn't end up wasting hours of time un-doing the work that you and your accomplice did, it isn't a prank. It's free labor.

Prank Fail.

Diomedes · August 10, 2011, 10:05:46 PM

I knew I should have kept my mouth shut.

Sgt PSN · August 10, 2011, 10:08:45 PM

Learning has occurred.

Drunkmasterflex · August 11, 2011, 04:27:50 PM

I could probably write a book on this topic.....however some people might find a lot of it offensive. Looking back on it now while some of the shtein is still hilarious some was just plain awful.

The lawn living room kind of reminds me we one time pushed a guys Honda Civic from the street to his front door. We pushed it by using another car. It didn't seem like it damaged the vehicle but we were drunk and it was dark. The alarm started going off so I would imagine the guy had a rude awakening.