2011 Philadelphia Phillies Season Thread (choking awful pos team, DIAF)

[BigEd76]

their garbage >>>>>>>>>>>> our garbage

[Don Ho]

   How true.

It was funny as hell the other night when they called up half the free world.  Dugout looked like an overcrowded lifeboat there were so many bodies in there.

[Sgt PSN]

Heard Pence got hurt, stayed in and then got pulled out. What happened?

[Don Ho]

Raul!

Not sure about Pence.  It did not look serious.  Got the hit and came out of the game. 

[MDS]

if sports history shows the fans anything its that every team that has every shut it down early to rest players or because they feel there's no need to go into the playoffs on a hot streak have "always", i mean "always" won it all and there's zero reason to even bring up the thought that anything less than a parade is going to happen.

seriously people ... listen to lupe fiasco here, he's smarter than you are.

god youre awful in the eagles thread and even worse here

they are paid professionals. grown ass men. they shut it down for a week last year and came out and swept the reds. but im sure it was the week off that caused them to lose to the giants.

you guys are like old jews. nothing is ever good enough.

[BigEd76]

Pence sorta sprained his ankle beating out an infield single but continued to play on it

3-3 in the 9th after the teams traded 3-run HRs

[SunMo]

todd, you ready for me to steal a win with this game?

[MDS]

youre already doing that by picking up 30000 starting pitchers each day

i farging hate jews like you. dont think you can beat me at my own game.

[SunMo]

you inspired me, what can i say?

[MDS]

yea im sure dana eveland and homer bailey will be great

im on to you johnny cakes. and so are the baseball gods.

[SunMo]

on to what?  i'm not denying anything.  i'm only saying that you mentioned it before the playoffs and it was a good idea.

btw, doing all that nonsense cost me in losses last week and i didn't get wins either.  so it's far from foolproof

[Don Ho]

Speaking of fools, Michael Stutes.

[MDS]

on to what?  i'm not denying anything.  i'm only saying that you mentioned it before the playoffs and it was a good idea.

btw, doing all that nonsense cost me in losses last week and i didn't get wins either.  so it's far from foolproof

it means im 10 steps ahead of you

the pitcher pickup bonanza only gets you wins (maybe) and k's....and i only overload if i need to. i needed to on sunday and it might have won the week for me. right now with what youre doing youre gonna dig a hole in ERA, WHIP and losses so if you dont dominate on offense that might be it.

[SunMo]

i had over 100ip last week and i still won with ERA and WHIP

[MDS]

yea but i have better pitching that he did

do what you must but remember you cannot out jew a jew