2011 Philadelphia Phillies Season Thread (choking awful pos team, DIAF)

[MDS]

tbs hasnt aired braves games in like 6 years, rome

[Don Ho]

No one really cares if the Braves make the playoffs. Whereas, there are a lot of people rooting for the Sox to complete the choke job.

Just got through telling my pop that same thing, more people want to see the Red Sox Nation suck dick than they do the Braves or Cardinals.  Well I didn't say suck dick to my father.  I may have said choke on dick.

[Rome]

keep my name outcha mouf, icehole.

[Don Ho]

tbs hasnt aired braves games in like 6 years, rome

Plus we'll get enough of Joe Simpson in a few days.

[Sgt PSN]

tbs hasnt aired braves games in like 6 years, rome

TNT then?

[Don Ho]

Nothing like the sound of 12,000 people doing the tomahawk chop.

Especially when a well executed double play shuts it up.

[Rome]

Dip and shtein spend a solid 10 minutes talking about how great the Phillies defense has been.

The result? 

A Rollins error on about as routine a ground ball as you'll ever see.


Reason # 16 quadrillion why both of those dicksuckers need to GO.  FOREVER.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I didn't talk trash to Rollins today, sorry.

[Don Ho]

That did crack me up.  Great defense, few points better than Tampa, blah, blah, blah and on cue Jroll boots it.

[Don Ho]

I didn't talk trash to Rollins today, sorry.

Work him into a frenzy this weekend will ya.  Tell him your contact in Hawaii saw what he was doing at Vic's wedding a few years back.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Probably just easier to tell him all Niners fans are gay and/or Jewish, then ask him which he is.

[BigEd76]

Buried 6-0 and not doing shtein against the Phils, the 2000 Braves fans at Turner are chanting LETS GO ASTROS

[MDS]

remember when the braves were better than the phillies?

that was a month ago

[Rome]

ODB looks filthy again.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Oswalt and ODB were dealin' tonight...and the bats have awoken.