2011 Philadelphia Phillies Season Thread (choking awful pos team, DIAF)

Started by SunMo, March 30, 2011, 07:14:48 PM

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PhillyPhreak54

Wake the farg up, Ryan Howard.

GIDP with a runner on 3rd...ends an inning

Drops a goddamn throw from Jimmy


PhillyPhreak54

MAAAyberry says "blow me Orodenker" as he smashes a double down the line.

Clutch 2 out hit there....HOF scores to tie it

MDS

lol smashes

that ball was softer than tom cruises cock when hes plowing katie holmes

but good for maysberry. hell have ample time to that at lehigh valley.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: MDS on July 10, 2011, 02:22:26 PM
lol smashes

that ball was softer than tom cruises cock when hes plowing katie holmes

but good for maysberry. hell have ample time to that at lehigh valley.

How are you able to judge the hardness of Tom Cruise's pecker?

Poor attempt.

MIKE MIKE!

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

Choke gets it done this time...great AB.

2-1

Alright Ibanez....get another one in

PhillyPhreak54


MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Don Ho

See Todd, doesn't it feel good to see Uggla boot a ball then K his next at bat?

Once again I'm concerned that Derek Lowe is going to melt out there on the mound.  Guy breaks out into a sweat brushing his hair.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

PhillyPhreak54

MAAAyberry with another hit...YO TODD!

And JIMMMMMMMMMMMMMY knocks him in.

PhillyPhreak54

From Zolecki;

QuoteMichael Martinez has a career-high three hits today. He's hitting .353 (6-for-17) with 4 RBIs in his last 5 games[\quote]

Don Ho

TripleAberry with the beautiful bounce pass to left field.

SmAAAl ball.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Don Ho

Quote from: Don Ho on July 10, 2011, 03:54:21 PM
TripleAberry with the beautiful bounce pass to left field.

SmAAAl ball.

My bad, that was HOF.  Multi-tasking.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Don Ho

"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.