Celebrities thread

[BigEd76]

We need a total recall of those lame jokes

[Sgt PSN]

Too bad this board doesn't have an eraser.

[Munson]

His life was filled with true lies.

[phattymatty]

i love predator.

am i doing this right?

[Munson]

No, and doing it wrong could bring about the end of days

[Sgt PSN]

I hope this doesn't spill over and cause any collateral damage in other threads. 

[rjs246]

Pretty sure Matt is the only one doing it right. Jackasses.

[Munson]

Well one thing's for sure, he wasn't the first and probably won't be the last action hero to knock up a woman out of wedlock.

[ice grillin you]

Known around left-leaning Hollywood for her conservative stances on weighty issues like abortion and stem cells, 'Everybody Loves Raymond' star Patricia Heaton is happy to explain how important her Christian faith is to her and how it shapes her views and career choices.

"My feeling is all these things come from God and as long as I know I'm staying in line with Him, I don't have to worry if there is backlash," she told me during a visit to AOL's New York offices. "God will open any doors he wants to open and if he closes doors that's fine to."

Telling me that she has many gay friends and doesn't oppose gay marriage, Patricia gets frustrated being automatically lumped together with other conservatives, a characterization she says has cost her possible work.

"We know for a fact there are some people who have said they wouldn't want to work with us because of our politics," she said, with her husband David Hunt adding, "We get lumped in with lunatics."

[rjs246]

Saw questlove at my hotel this morning. Apparently he wears his pick even when he's just hailing cabs.

Also saw the dude who does weekend update for snl on the street today.

In summary those two stories are boring and prove that even when you see celebrities in person it's boring and unworthy of it's own thread. 

[Diomedes]

Whatever.  When did you buy a hotel?

[Sgt PSN]

Known around left-leaning Hollywood for her conservative stances on weighty issues like abortion and stem cells, 'Everybody Loves Raymond' star Patricia Heaton is happy to explain how important her Christian faith is to her and how it shapes her views and career choices.

"My feeling is all these things come from God and as long as I know I'm staying in line with Him, I don't have to worry if there is backlash," she told me during a visit to AOL's New York offices. "God will open any doors he wants to open and if he closes doors that's fine to."

Telling me that she has many gay friends and doesn't oppose gay marriage, Patricia gets frustrated being automatically lumped together with other conservatives, a characterization she says has cost her possible work.

"We know for a fact there are some people who have said they wouldn't want to work with us because of our politics," she said, with her husband David Hunt adding, "We get lumped in with lunatics."

She must feel right at home with her current gig on The Middle. 

[phattymatty]

you go girl.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/not_on_her_model_behavior_kOkVb6Ts2oLBsbDuqRaOCN

horrible picture of her though.

[ice grillin you]

blake lively nude pics just came out and they look really good for a white girl

[ice grillin you]

Turns out, Sean Bean 's hero image is the real deal.

The Game of Thrones and Lord of the Rings tough guy reportedly came to the aid of his famous glamour model companion after a fellow pub reveler made some untoward comments on her topless posing past. While Bean's white knighthood was obviously admirable, it also proved rather dangerous, as a melee ensued and the actor was ultimately stabbed outside the London pub.

So what, exactly, happened? And just how is Bean doing now?

According to the Daily Mail , the incident kicked off when the 52-year-old Bean and 22-year-old Playboy bunny April Summers (real name Nadia Foster) went outside Camden's Hill Bar and Brasserie to smoke. A passerby spotted the duo (or at least one half of the duo) and began making lewd comments, leading Bean to confront the big talker.

All was seemingly well until the stranger returned later on, at which point a scuffle broke out, and Bean was reportedly punched in the face, causing a bruise over his eye, and stabbed in the arm with broken glass. Despite his wounds, Bean refused any medical attention and opted not to go to a hospital.

Instead, the actor accepted a first aid kit from the bar staff, then ordered another drink.

Guess all those tough guy roles haven't been too much of a stretch, after all.