The Miami Heat are going to suck in 2010 thread

[DH]

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[The BIGSTUD]

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[BigEd76]

welp they suck in June 2011.  Almost had it right

[Sgt PSN]

blah blah the heat suck and i won a gazillion dollars that i promptly blew on a tv and over priced red bulls. 

[The BIGSTUD]

I'm the man. I'm the farging MAN.

It feels amazing to be proven to be so right, so intelligent, and so vastly superior to any so-called "intellect" that tried to debate any Heat related topic with me. I was right and right from day one. Everyone in this topic got owned. Now, did I know the Heat and Stern would pave their way to the Finals? No. But if it was called fairly, they don't even get out of the first round. They may have not even made the players.

They are the worst team that has EVER made an NBA postseason let alone an NBA Finals and they got exposed for the frauds they are. Lebron is the least clutch player in NBA history and maybe the history of sports. We are partying tonight. I'm going to Germany for the parade. All expenses paid from the money I made off this loser team.

Sincerely,

the most knowledgeable basketball fan that has ever lived

[phattymatty]

you know how i made a lot more money than than you?

betting on the other 28 teams that didn't do as well as the heat.

[The BIGSTUD]

lol, any money you made you probably blew on sugar and carbs fatty.

People who make the big money down here at the big stud law firm bet against odds, and the Heat covered an astounding roughly 11% of their playoff games and only 28% of their regular season games.

[phattymatty]

i did spend it all on potatoes so i guess i can't argue there.

[SD]

I'm the man. I'm the farging MAN.

It feels amazing to be proven to be so right, so intelligent, and so vastly superior to any so-called "intellect" that tried to debate any Heat related topic with me. I was right and right from day one. Everyone in this topic got owned. Now, did I know the Heat and Stern would pave their way to the Finals? No. But if it was called fairly, they don't even get out of the first round. They may have not even made the players.

They are the worst team that has EVER made an NBA postseason let alone an NBA Finals and they got exposed for the frauds they are. Lebron is the least clutch player in NBA history and maybe the history of sports. We are partying tonight. I'm going to Germany for the parade. All expenses paid from the money I made off this loser team.

Sincerely,

the most knowledgeable basketball fan that has ever lived

This season I'm going to track and laugh at how overrated this joke of a team is going to be. I'm going to bet against them regularly starting with the Sixers and I'm going to rake in money. I'm also going to brag about how right I am when this loser team ends up sucking and barely finishes above .500. Although I will root for them against Boston tomorrow, but this team will get killed by the Sixers and are just generally going to suck this year. Also, I encourage anyone who actually thinks they are going to be good to hype them up. It will make it that much sweeter when I'm right about these frauds.

Just making big bets against big teams with big players in big moments with big savings from the BIGSTUD law firm.

I admit it, you were right all along!
58-24=barely .500
And the Sixers KILLED them

Go BigDud Go!!!!

[The BIGSTUD]

58 wins is pretty much barely over .500, but that is moot anyway because they got help from the refs. I didn't factor that in. Take away the ref factor and they barely make the playoffs if at all. You have to account for the improbable.

[Sgt PSN]

I was right and right from day one.

Day 1

I'm also going to brag about how right I am when this loser team ends up sucking and barely finishes above .500.

Heat record:  58-24.  Your prediction?

42-40.

About the only thing you got right was predicting the field over Miami.  Doesn't really take any special knowledge or insight to do that.  Even if you bet the field against Tiger when he was at his peak, you'd still win a lot more than you'd lose.  What you think makes you the smartest basketball mind in the universe is something that the rest of us call common sense.  So congrats, for one brief moment you were just as smart as the rest of us. 

[Eagles_Legendz]

Jesus christ, will people stop responding to him?  He's being so over the top sarcastic that it's making my eyes bleed, and it is still eliciting serious responses from people.  He's obviously trying to get responses when he claims 58 wins is 'barely over .500'.  Let him talk to himself as much as he wants.

[Sgt PSN]

I gotta admit.....he's managed to forge a Stern-like audience here.  More of Howard's audience comes from people who hate him and bigdouche is falling into a similar category.  I like watching him out do himself in terms of stupidity with every new post.  We all have off days but this guy manages to step his game up each time out.  It's kind of impressive actually. 

[The BIGSTUD]

Like I said, the Heat are around 42-40 is you factor in Stern fixing games. They finished with 58 wins, but they didn't really finish with 58 wins.

Adjust accordingly to the error and interference from the league and I am 100% correct.

[rjs246]

You owe me $50 or you need to be banned. Go the farg away douchebag.