The Miami Heat are going to suck in 2010 thread

[Sgt PSN]

they are now calling themselves the heatles

Heard that this morning.  Terrible. 

[reese125]

13th straight road win.

I think Best Buy is offering a no interest rate plan for 6 months on plasma tv's this week Cole.

[ice grillin you]

they are three games away from tying the all time record for consecutive road wins

SUCK

[The BIGSTUD]

The Heat lost to the lowly Clippers tonight.

PROTIP: They only cover 20% of their games. For you guys with a Penn State education, that means that I win 8 out of every 10 bets I make against the Heat this year. This team could put my future children through college. The best "expert" betting analysts in the country barely crack 60% and that is on a good year.

It's funny that people actually think they are good. Considering the fact that they have the worst record against teams with records above .500 out of all teams in the NBA with winning records. They also have one of the all-time worst in that category. When they actually play real teams, they will fade back to the back and will be lucky to make it out of the first round if they make the playoffs. The key thing with this team is they really aren't all that talented and they simply just can't put up points on a consistent basis. But I actually watch the team play. Which is probably why I'm the one making a killing on them and the people who don't know basketball and don't watch them keep betting them and keep losing. So while they keep squeaking by the Wizards and Bucks of the NBA, I just sit back, count my winnings and laugh at them when they actually have to face a real team, which like my stat indicates, usually leads to a loss.

But I hope the public keeps betting on this team. By the time this season ends, I'll make more than most of this board's poster's yearly income. I just hope Vegas isn't smart enough to catch up to it yet, because the public sure hasn't.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I will bet you $100 that they are better than 20% ATS this season, and I haven't even looked it up yet.

[Rome]

You are ignoring this user. Show me the post.

[DH]

farg, why couldnt you be in tucson this past weekend??

[Sgt PSN]

So bron bron tweets about karma after the Cavs got blown out by the Lakers and then the Heats loses to the Clippers. Karma indeed.

[rjs246]

I will bet you $100 that they are better than 20% ATS this season, and I haven't even looked it up yet.

Miami:
Team record: 30-10 SU, 19-20-1 ATS

What's especially amazing about this thread is that King Cole only shows up after losses, and over the past two months that's only been twice. Ha. What a clown.

[reese125]

He went to the Bass pro shop around the corner from his house and bought the best pole and bait money can buy and is laughing on his rock.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I will bet you $100 that they are better than 20% ATS this season, and I haven't even looked it up yet.

Miami:
Team record: 30-10 SU, 19-20-1 ATS

What's especially amazing about this thread is that King Cole only shows up after losses, and over the past two months that's only been twice. Ha. What a clown.

It's pretty damn impressive that they are anywhere close to 50% considering all the hype that the squares love.  Either way, I expect $100 from Cole.

[ice grillin you]

ive been guilty of it as well but i beg everyone to never post in this thread again unless the heat win the title

[smeags]

who is the better baitor ? cole or weirdo ?

[Munson]

IGY/Todd by far

Those other two don't really believe half the shtein they say.

[smeags]

i asked who was the better baitor not who was the biggest attention whore.