The Miami Heat are going to suck in 2010 thread

[MDS]

You might want to check your facts sushi boy on me paying bets. I'm sure heads in here will vouch too.

And for the last time I'm 35, handsome as hell with thick balls.  Call me.

lol

its amazing how reese and cole consistently flip flop over who is worse. right now cole is killing him but like 3 months ago it wasnt even close and reese was on top.

truly one of the most amazing/interesting subplots on this board

[reese125]

it really is stunning how farging stupid you sound on a daily basis.

[Diomedes]

you are all figments of my sad imagination, and I am an unwitting participant in an awful, endless avant garde play

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

So, yeah.... The Heat are really good.

[Sgt PSN]

You might want to check your facts sushi boy on me paying bets. I'm sure heads in here will vouch too.

And for the last time I'm 35, handsome as hell with thick balls.  Call me.

I did call. You never showed up and missed out on 8 seconds of awesome.

[Rome]

i like how cole is clearly online, yet refuses to even so much as post in this thread

as much as i can't stand the heat, their winning is the best thing that could have happened if what you want is a silent king cole.

11 straight.

[Rome]

Maybe they'll suck in 2011?

[The BIGSTUD]

Yet another loss and yet another dollar. First real team they played in two weeks and the first loss. Now that this faudulent winning streak (where the Heat beat exactly 3 teams with a record above .500 and covered only 4 of those 11 games is over); it's nice to see reality setting back in. Not to mention they have one of the worst records against above .500 teams in the NBA. Aren't good teams supposed to beat good teams? I may have mis-judged the Heat a little bit though. They aren't terrible like I thought they were, they are just bad, despite what clueless and uneducated sports fans may say. Still way ahead of the curve of the betting public though.

Which actually brings me to a little side note here. I've made enough betting against this loser team to afford a really nice plasma TV. I was thinking Samsung or Panasonic. I'll watch the Miami Heat continue to suck on the TV that their sucking bought for me. Poetic justice at its absolute best.

[Diomedes]

I'm so glad you're back.  This thread is entertainment.

[LBIggle]

what the shtein is going on in here.

[Rome]

If you're constantly betting against the Heat how are you making money with them winning night after night?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Not only winning but convincingly and covering the spread more often than not.

[ice grillin you]

If you're constantly betting against the Heat how are you making money with them winning night after night?

because hes lying?

[phattymatty]

this guy is awesome.

[rjs246]

If you're constantly betting against the Heat how are you making money with them winning night after night?

because hes lying?

This thread is one of the most amazing things I've ever read. The psychotic fervor with which Cole is posting about the Heat is just bizarre.