2010/11 Phillies Offseason Thread

Started by MDS, October 24, 2010, 01:23:59 AM

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Don Ho

"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Munson

Dude wasn't even hurt. He went down, then lifted his head up like he was looking to make sure someone was coming to take him out of the game lol

He just was done with pitching for the day. Getting beamed gave him the opportunity to get out.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

MDS

remember that lady who tried to whore herself out for phillies tickets a couple years ago?

BOOM

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Wow, she's remarkably average!

In more interesting news, could Roy Oswalt be any more of a badass?

And in less surprising news, GRIT will start the year on the GRIT list.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Too many injuries, too many issues... Who wants to bet me that the Phillies will win more than 97.5 games? I would like the under.

SunMo

Lidge to start the season on the DL



in other news, my annual phillies thread will be up next thursday.  sunmo thread = playoffs and championship
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

smeags

should be a happy thread to check out during the year.
If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel a fatass.

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 16, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
phillies will be under 500 this year...book it

rjs246

Official 2011 Phillies-Induced Psychotic Meltdown Thread Not Worthy of a New Thread Thread.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

ice grillin you

if someone gives me fair odds ill bet almost any amount of money they dont make the playoffs....and im not being doom and gloom i truly belive they wont....they are so set up for massive failure...wouldnt even suprise me if they finish third in the division...btw watch out for the nats if they get any pitching at all
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MDS

you are such a fraud of a human being its not even funny

25 to todd phillies make playoffs
26 to havas phillies miss playoffs

stop being such a Hoyda
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Munson

Yeah I like how "i truly believe they won't make the playoffs" means "give me good odds!"
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

PhillyPhreak54

Lidge being out sucks.

I hope Madson has the guts to do it. I read on Philly.com that Madson said his attitude changed last summer during a conversation with $cott Bora$. Ha!

Munson

Hopefully. He's got the shtein to be an awesome closer but the softness of McNabb.

I hope he dominates and they don't even need lidge to come back.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

ice grillin you

Quote from: MDS on March 25, 2011, 12:40:49 PM
25 to todd phillies make playoffs
26 to havas phillies miss playoffs

you are more of a disgrace than jenny from haddonfield....way to love your team
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MDS

You need to grow what men call a penis

You think they gonna suck put up or shut up. I don't deal with small timers such as yourself
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.