2010/11 Phillies Offseason Thread

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 27, 2011, 04:39:50 PM

Can't he just borrow some hair to make some new knee tendons?

PhillyPhreak54 · February 27, 2011, 05:11:05 PM

Quote from: MDS on February 27, 2011, 03:24:55 PM
good to know utley has a built in excuse when he hitting .240 in june

Negative motherfarger!

Sgt PSN · February 27, 2011, 05:13:33 PM

I was thinking he'd be batting around .230, so by that standard I find Todd to be homerishly optimistic.

Don Ho · February 27, 2011, 05:21:05 PM

Quote from: PhillyGirl on February 27, 2011, 01:17:48 PM
is this game on TV?

On MLB Network, delayed tonight. I think 8 PM EST.

ice grillin you · February 27, 2011, 05:22:34 PM

its also a built in excuse to up the GRIT factor if he plays well

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 27, 2011, 06:12:40 PM

Quote from: Don Ho on February 27, 2011, 05:21:05 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on February 27, 2011, 01:17:48 PM
is this game on TV?

On MLB Network, delayed tonight. I think 8 PM EST.

PG is a chick so she will be fixated on the Oscars at that time.

PhillyGirl · February 27, 2011, 11:14:41 PM

Couldn't be more wrong. I didn't watch a second of it, nor did I care to.

But thanks for the stereotype....perhaps a glance at the TV show thread will show you who actually watched.

Sgt PSN · February 27, 2011, 11:54:08 PM

You might not have watched it, but its definitely been dvr'd....because you were either cooking, having a baby or doing some other womanly task.

Munson · February 28, 2011, 12:50:02 AM

At the very least, she absolutely was NOT letting murp lay on the couch scratching his balls and eating a burrito

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 28, 2011, 08:41:23 AM

Quote from: PhillyGirl on February 27, 2011, 11:14:41 PM
Couldn't be more wrong. I didn't watch a second of it, nor did I care to.

But thanks for the stereotype....perhaps a glance at the TV show thread will show you who actually watched.

Right, the subject matter of this year's nominated films didn't include anything about running or complaining that you're too skinny to fit in your clothes anymore. I failed to realize that. Maybe next year.

Go Phils.

PhillyGirl · February 28, 2011, 09:04:48 AM

Not sure what any of that has to do with anything lol. I had no desire to watch the Oscars, so your "she's a girl, she must be watching" comment was off-base.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 28, 2011, 09:16:59 AM

pretty sure everyone else here understood that it was a simple joke with no need for extensive explanation about just how awesome/different you are than the stereotypical woman

Rome · February 28, 2011, 09:40:06 AM

All women are hateful manipulative bitches.

The alternative is worse so we deal.

PhillyGirl · February 28, 2011, 10:33:34 AM

Quote from: Rome on February 28, 2011, 09:40:06 AM
All women are hateful manipulative bitches.

The alternative is worse so we deal.

SD hack into Rome's acct?

SD · February 28, 2011, 10:59:16 AM

He's just keepin it real. 90% of the men on this board think the same way I do. They're just not as vocal or are married and think they shouldn't say those things.