2010/11 Phillies Offseason Thread

MDS · March 21, 2011, 12:22:30 AM

sure

hes not costing them anything and if he sucks he wont make the team

in the least hes now 60% of the way there in playing for every team in the nl east

PhillyPhreak54 · March 21, 2011, 09:00:14 AM

Mets are in the process of releasing Oliver Perez.

Why don't they sign him too?

Sgt PSN · March 21, 2011, 09:54:39 AM

That's a great idea if you think the Phils need starting pitching.

PoopyfaceMcGee · March 21, 2011, 11:23:22 AM

It's more like if they need a left-handed minor league long reliever.

Don Ho · March 21, 2011, 03:36:17 PM

Kruk just ripping the Phils bats during the Red Sox game on ESPN. All over Rollins and Vic. Yet to hear a team attribute their great spring training to a championship.

ice grillin you · March 21, 2011, 03:43:36 PM

watching this offense this season could be the single most maddening thing in the history of philly sports and thats no small accomplishment

PhillyPhreak54 · March 21, 2011, 03:52:36 PM

Just dont bitch about it in the season thread, ok? Then you will be a hater.

PoopyfaceMcGee · March 21, 2011, 03:54:09 PM

It won't be nearly as maddening as watching Donovan slowly make his way through the end of the 4th quarter in the Super Bowl.

ice grillin you · March 21, 2011, 04:06:32 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 21, 2011, 03:52:36 PM
Then you will be a hater.

too late

SunMo · March 21, 2011, 04:06:44 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 21, 2011, 03:52:36 PM
Just dont bitch about it in the season thread, ok? Then you will be a hater.

bitch about their play on the field all you want. i'm sure that Victorino not hitting will be because Ruben is smug though

Sgt PSN · March 21, 2011, 04:09:22 PM

Quote from: SunMo on March 21, 2011, 04:06:44 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 21, 2011, 03:52:36 PM
Just dont bitch about it in the season thread, ok? Then you will be a hater.

bitch about their play on the field all you want. i'm sure that Victorino not hitting will be because Ruben is smug though

Ha!

PhillyPhreak54 · March 21, 2011, 04:12:38 PM

Quote from: SunMo on March 21, 2011, 04:06:44 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 21, 2011, 03:52:36 PM
Just dont bitch about it in the season thread, ok? Then you will be a hater.

bitch about their play on the field all you want. i'm sure that Victorino not hitting will be because Ruben is smug though

No, but nice try.

Ruben is and always will be smug. He's got a patent on the smug shtein eating grin face.

But hey - lets not talk smug. Lets talk LUISSSSSSSSSSS CASTILLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!

SunMo · March 21, 2011, 04:16:43 PM

so don't talk smug, talk slug?

PhillyPhreak54 · March 21, 2011, 04:38:08 PM

Very catchy.

That should be on a giveaway rally towel.

SunMo · March 21, 2011, 04:39:09 PM

i wish they would give away a rally towel with ruben's face on it. that way i could wipe myself off after jerking off to it.