Eagles/Bengals Game Thread

Started by Rome, August 20, 2010, 01:58:31 PM

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MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MDS

the only person i can believe gets drunk on the sunday regular is havas

1. cushy govt job
2. no kids
3. wifey dont give
4. pre existing ne philly drinking problem
5. pollack
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

dont forget every other monday off
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PhillyPhreak54

lol at pre-existing NE Philly drinking problem.

MDS

i forgot about that, damn

one of these days im gonna make you your own bracket
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Seabiscuit36

"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

ice grillin you

not fake but clearly exaggerate
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Drunkmasterflex

 :-D Wow this place keeps getting worse by the day....arguing about how much people drink. 
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Seabiscuit36

wouldnt say i even exaggerate.  I've been a heavy drinker for longer than i should be, but i know my limits.  Today my limits were a glass of JWR, 3 miller lites, two glasses of Alamos Malbec Seleccion, and now an ambien.  Night night time.  I just do what i do, rarely get hangovers, and if i do i know how to deal with them.  I'm the perfect functioning alcoholic

Also, i cant top DMF.  First time i met the guy he's giving out Troegenator like its water at a tailgate. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 24, 2010, 09:35:52 PMI'm the perfect functioning alcoholic

Russell thinks he's the best at that.  Drunk fight!
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rjs246

Quote from: Rome on August 24, 2010, 07:58:32 PM
you can't hold down a job and keep a roof over your family's head and still drink 6 nights a week unless you're igy rich.

Yeah, this is clearly not true. It's a little ridiculous to rehash our collective abilities to maintain normalcy in the face of regular excessive alcoholic intake, but if anything posted here is even remotely accurate, several of us manage to do it. Hell, some of us even excel at it.

Sobriety is farging boring at best and intolerable at worst.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

paco

No real responsibilty other than holding down a job to pay my mortgage, and I still cut back to only weekends.  Use to be able to pull off the every night thing, but I'm just getting old.
I'm not from Philly but some say I'm blunt.

charlie

I dont think i have been drunk enough to be hung over in at least 5 years. With full time work, kids, marriage, half marathons and grad school i'll have a beer or three but hardly any more than that.

And before you jump on that, i am not complaining about any of it, i enjoy each part.

Tomahawk

Quote from: rjs246 on August 25, 2010, 08:47:21 AM
Quote from: Rome on August 24, 2010, 07:58:32 PM
you can't hold down a job and keep a roof over your family's head and still drink 6 nights a week unless you're igy rich.

Yeah, this is clearly not true. It's a little ridiculous to rehash our collective abilities to maintain normalcy in the face of regular excessive alcoholic intake, but if anything posted here is even remotely accurate, several of us manage to do it. Hell, some of us even excel at it.

Sobriety is farging boring at best and intolerable at worst.

Truer words have never been typed