Phillies 2010 Season Thread

[Rome]

1st & 3rd with one out after Hamels gets an RBI single... Rollins hits a dead duck ground ball to second but Hamels literally runs about 30 feet into short right field to avoid the dp throw from short.

Soft batch little funhole.

[Don Ho]

Polanco is a beast - well two games into it anyway.

[Don Ho]

There's your farging BEAST!

[Eagles_Legendz]

Ryan Howard hits the ball far. 

Yep.

[Geowhizzer]

Good to see the big guy get it going early this year.

I have a feeling that this is going to be a huge year for Howard.

[BigEd76]

gonna need it to trade him for pooholes

[Don Ho]

Soft Batch done tonight?  He's giggling in the dugout.  Is he afraid he's going to miss the results of American Idol?

[Rome]

meanwhile - tyler walker - (yes, that tyler walker) is pitching like don drysdale in relief.

[Don Ho]

I like Gload.  He looks like he'd farg you up.  Psycho look in his eyes.

[Rome]

he looks like the lead actor in a russian incest flick.

[SD]

he looks like the lead actor in a russian incest flick.

and you know this how?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Soft Batch done tonight?  He's giggling in the dugout.  Is he afraid he's going to miss the results of American Idol?

he looks like the lead actor in a russian incest flick.

This is what I've been missing for the last couple of years?

[Sgt PSN]

he looks like the lead actor in a russian incest flick.

and you know this how?

his bruncle boris told him

[Don Ho]

he looks like the lead actor in a russian incest flick.

I almost said he looks like a Russian hitman.  The incest part was not top of mind.

[Don Ho]

Soft Batch done tonight?  He's giggling in the dugout.  Is he afraid he's going to miss the results of American Idol?

he looks like the lead actor in a russian incest flick.

This is what I've been missing for the last couple of years?

This ain't nothin.  Wait till Phreak gets here.  Oh and when Sarge gets pissed, it's the best.