Dead in 2009

[SD_Eagle5]

Passed a bar yesterday thats billboard read: "In tribute of Michael Jackson, $2 Black and Tans all weekend!"

[Rome]

That's nearly impossible.

[BigEd76]

Fred Travalena

was a comedian/impressionist that made appearances on Johnny Carson's show

[SD_Eagle5]

jesus f'ing christ with these suicidal foreigners

good for a laugh

Link

Grieving Jackson Fans 'Commit Suicide'
The man behind the world's biggest online Michael Jackson fan club has said heartbroken followers of the star have committed suicide because of his death. Gary Taylor, president and owner of MJJcommunity.com, said he understood the tragedies had mostly taken place outside of the UK but he believed one may have been British.

"I know there has been an increase, I now believe the figure is 12. I believe there may have been one Briton who has taken their life," he said.

Good riddance

[BigEd76]

TMZ says Jackson isn't the biological father of any of the kids (yeah...shocking) and never officially adopted any of them, and they're also saying Rowe isn't the biological mother of the first two....

[Eagaholic]

Grieving Jackson Fans 'Commit Suicide'
The man behind the world's biggest online Michael Jackson fan club has said heartbroken followers of the star have committed suicide because of his death. Gary Taylor, president and owner of MJJcommunity.com, said he understood the tragedies had mostly taken place outside of the UK but he believed one may have been British.

"I know there has been an increase, I now believe the figure is 12. I believe there may have been one Briton who has taken their life," he said.

I have to admit I've been on that fence too, and I'm weighing the loss of Michael against my anticipation of the '09 Eagles season, with the hopes AR will run the ball > 60% of the time thus giving them a legit shot at the SB. That hope is the only thing keeping me going.

[rjs246]

Karl Malden finally died. He breaks my cherry for this year and I think he's at the top of my list.

[QB Eagles]

A man with no nose dies, then a man with a double-sized nose. Balance is restored.

[PhillyGirl]

Dio will like this:

http://wendyista.blogspot.com/

Since Michael Jackson's death we've been covering as many of the stories as possible. This commentary by Steppin' Out magazine's Chaunce Hayden will certainly have a lot of the late star's fans riled up, though.


icehole OF THE WEEK: MICHAEL JACKSON

By Chaunce Hayden

It's time for the voice of reason. Michael Jackson was an icehole. There, I said it, and I'll say it again. Michael "creepy, boy-loving" Jackson was an icehole. Got a problem with that? Too bad. I refuse to jump on the "rest in peace, we love you, Michael" bandwagon and shed tears over someone who was so f-ing despicable. How quickly the world forgets or conveniently chooses not to remember.

Allow me to quickly recap the life of this troubled superstar: Michael Jackson was a pedophile. Michael Jackson was a drug addict. Michael Jackson abused his own children both physically and emotionally. Michael Jackson was a deadbeat who owed millions in unpaid bills. Oh yeah, and Michael Jackson could sing and dance like a motherf--ker. And now, he's dead. Boo hoo. What surprises me is how long this frail child molester was able to physically walk the earth. Let's face it; Michael, for all intent and purpose, had left the human race years ago as he morphed into one of his Thriller video characters before our very eyes. But like the "Emperor's New Clothes," the world chose to ignore the true horror of this self-mutilated beast.

For 50 years, this soft-spoken mummy moonwalked his way through life leaving a trail of victims in his wake. God knows how many brainwashed boys were befriended by the ghoulish performer with the lure of cash, toys, exotic pets and an alcohol concoction Michael cleverly called "Jesus Juice" to loosen 'em up before a night of debauchery. Imagine your own child lying in bed next to Michael wondering why the room is spinning while a wig-wearing 5'10", 115-pound grown man in clown makeup gropes at his innocence. Yet, we cry for this animal as if Christ himself was crucified before our eyes. Please, spare me.

Someone should have put Michael out of his misery many years ago. A stake through the heart would have been more merciful than to allow this half-human/half plastic thing to slither through his backyard amusement park, hunting for his pubescent prey. In the end, I believe Michael himself knew what he had become and made the choice to put a stop to the madness. While the word "suicide" has yet to be brought up between all the blind tears, it's my hope that Michael, in an effort to stop himself from hurting any other child, put an end to his own miserable existence.

I will not mourn the death of Michael Jackson no more than I would mourn the death of any pedophile that hunts down children for deviant pleasure...Regardless of his musical abilities.

Tonight, as I write this column, my heart and tears go out to those children who grew up much too soon thanks to the "King of Pop."

We are gagging.

[Rome]

I guarantee that person will receive death threats.

[QB Eagles]

Chaunce Hayden is nearly as creepy as Jackson was.

[MadMarchHare]

Harve Presnell

Played William H Macy's father-in-law in Fargo.

[MadMarchHare]

Steve McNair, double homicide

And this time it's no bullshtein, apparently.  Nashville news channel just posted this an hour ago.

[Geowhizzer]

Steve McNair, double homicide

And this time it's no bullshtein, apparently.  Nashville news channel just posted this an hour ago.

Just came across the ticker of the Phils-Mets game.

[BigEd76]

Mollie Sugden

Mrs. Slocombe from "Are You Being Served?".....had multi-colored hair and referred to her p*ssy a lot