Dead in 2009

Started by BigEd76, January 01, 2009, 08:02:28 PM

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Father Demon

#210
June 05, 2009, 12:30:12 PM
"Heart failure due to orgasm."

I bet that's not nearly as fun as it sounds.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Sgt PSN

#211
June 05, 2009, 03:03:31 PM

PoopyfaceMcGee

#212
June 05, 2009, 06:35:46 PM
Quote from: Butchers Bill on June 05, 2009, 09:48:14 AM
Quote from: Father Demon on June 04, 2009, 02:24:24 PM
Rumor alert:

David Carradine had a rope tied around his neck AND around his junk. And he was in Thailand...... My guess is either a) accidental suicide by auto-asphyxiation (or however it's spelled), b) foul-play by a sex professional, or c) accidental overdose during sex games with sex professional.

There's no way this was a "it sucks to be me" suicide. 

I've also decided that no matter how I go, I really really hope it doesn't involve me being found with a rope tied around my junk.

Looks like its going to be "A".

Don't try this at home

I won't believe it until you provide a link to a real news site!

BigEd76

#213
June 09, 2009, 03:30:56 PM
Pio Sagapolutele (brain aneurism, 39 yrs old)

was a lineman on the Browns/Patriots/Saints

BigEd76

#214
June 10, 2009, 03:29:32 PM
Ed Snider's 3rd marriage

MadMarchHare

#215
June 19, 2009, 10:11:37 AM
Anyone but Reid.

BigEd76

#216
June 19, 2009, 03:40:57 PM

Seabiscuit36

#217
June 19, 2009, 03:52:37 PM
farg... that sucks
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

PhillyGirl

#218
June 19, 2009, 03:56:50 PM
My dad just called to tell me this. I am so sad over it.  :'(
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

MDS

#219
June 19, 2009, 04:49:12 PM
pour one out
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyGirl

#220
June 19, 2009, 05:03:46 PM
Wow, Action News is so sad.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

rjs246

#221
June 19, 2009, 05:41:15 PM
I literally have no idea who this clown is but I'm happy that I won't be paying for his health care any longer.

See what I did there? I took one conversation and moved it to this thread. Chaos is my goal. We'll get there eventually.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SD_Eagle5

#222
June 19, 2009, 05:43:40 PM
speechless

reese125

#223
June 19, 2009, 06:43:23 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on June 19, 2009, 05:41:15 PM
I literally have no idea who this clown is but I'm happy that I won't be paying for his health care any longer.

See what I did there? I took one conversation and moved it to this thread. Chaos is my goal. We'll get there eventually.

anyone ever tell you its really not that cool nor funny to be mr. hard guy all the time? I just did.

MDS

#224
June 19, 2009, 06:44:33 PM
lol reese just made gary papas death funny. he does it again.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.
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