Philadelphia Phillies "World farging Champs" 1 Week for Pitchers and Catchers

[phattymatty]

phils single game tickets are on sale today.  anyone want to put together a CF night? 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I think you just volunteered.

[rjs246]

I'm studying up on all of the newfangled statistics and matrices that have emerged out of thin air since I last cared about baseball. It's my attempt at getting back into the sport. And it's making me hate it all over again.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You play fantasy ball exclusively with sabremetrics.

[rjs246]

My vorp is swollen.

[BigEd76]

Get BABIP?

[SunMo]

J-Roll new commercial

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1125919467?bctid=13488236001

[ice grillin you]

"We're in the process of adopting an AIDS orphan from Ethiopia," she said. "Maybe two. I'm so pumped. I'd adopt six if I could. When I was five years old — I grew up in a very rural town in Missouri, and I had never even seen a black person — they asked us to draw a picture of ourselves in the future, and I drew myself holding hands with a line of tiny black stick figures. I've always wanted this."

bwahahaha

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

White people are really funney.

[SD_Eagle5]

That's really great for the poor kid.

The good news:
You're going to America and being adopted by famous millionaires!

The bad news:
You have AIDS

[ice grillin you]

i love how she says "maybe two"....like she trying to decide how many cinnabons to get

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

pretty sure she's going to slap some icing on them and gobble them up

[phattymatty]

can you get AIDS from that?

[rjs246]

Getting AIDS from just eating a baby with AIDS hardly seems fair.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

especially when they are so farging delicious