Haikus, bitches!

Started by PoopyfaceMcGee, October 06, 2008, 12:00:32 PM

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Rome

#30
October 31, 2008, 06:59:28 PM
Oleo, Butter
Both lubricate the penis
Better than K-Y

PS: Farg the Cowboys.

Father Demon

#31
November 01, 2008, 01:54:10 AM
Happy Halloween.
My son dressed like a woman.
Nothing worse to come.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#32
November 01, 2008, 08:13:26 AM
Quote from: Rome on October 31, 2008, 06:59:28 PM
Oleo, Butter
Both lubricate the penis
Better than K-Y

PS: Farg the Cowboys.

Hahahahaha
Rome likes to lick margarine
Off his own johnson

Seabiscuit36

#33
November 01, 2008, 12:53:29 PM
World Champs
World Mutha Farging Champs
Mets and Dodgers SUCK
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

The BIGSTUD

#34
November 01, 2008, 05:02:33 PM
We got our parade
Now it's time for the Eagles
It starts on sunday
Calling it right on the $ since day one.
Just pointing laughing, and living it up while watching the Miami Heat stink it up.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#35
November 01, 2008, 05:08:41 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on November 01, 2008, 12:53:29 PM
World Champs
World Mutha Farging Champs
Mets and Dodgers SUCK

The two-six-five groove
Is wildly underrated
But you still are dumb

The WORLD CHAMP-I-ONS
The WORLD fargING CHAMP-I-ONS
Eat it, Mets lovers.

ice grillin you

#36
November 01, 2008, 05:42:53 PM
the streets is hot
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

hbionic

#37
November 01, 2008, 07:37:02 PM
throat yogurt throat yo
gurt, throat yogurt throat yogurt
throat yogurt throat yo

I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Seabiscuit36

#38
November 01, 2008, 08:41:11 PM
i always sucked at haikus and limericks, but not as much as teh Dodgers and Mets suck
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Yeti

#39
November 06, 2008, 11:32:31 PM
This thread is the best.
I'll publish these in a book,
and give you nothing.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Father Demon

#40
November 06, 2008, 11:46:46 PM
Yeti has returned.
Not sure if that's good or bad.
Tell 'bout French handshakes.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

ice grillin you

#41
November 07, 2008, 08:06:47 AM
winston in linc jail
osi on the rehab farm
long tailgate hammered
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PoopyfaceMcGee

#42
November 07, 2008, 09:45:04 AM
Jerome McDougle
Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang
farg that guy.  Bang Bang

Zanshin

#43
November 07, 2008, 10:16:22 AM
Stupid Plaxico
I should have dumped hot coffee
on his half-baked face

rjs246

#44
November 07, 2008, 10:24:50 AM
This game's big and shtein.
Eli Manning looks dopic.
Gets shtein done, though. Dick.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.
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