Haikus, bitches!

Started by PoopyfaceMcGee, October 06, 2008, 12:00:32 PM

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Feva

Come the farg on, Birds
Please beat the Niners or I'll
Find a new barber
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: EagleFeva on October 10, 2008, 09:58:13 AM
Come the farg on, Birds
Please beat the Niners or I'll
Find a new barber


Feva

If they lose to the Niners, might as well be him...
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

BigEd76

Killa hates our boos
Says he hates us frontrunners
At least JRoll wins

henchmanUK

David Akers, I kick field goals
Am I nervous?
Yeah, I suppose.
"The drunkenness, the violence, the nihilism: the Eagles should really be an English football team, not an American one." - Financial Times, London

phattymatty

Quote from: henchmanUK on October 10, 2008, 12:30:32 PM
David Akers, I kick field goals
Am I nervous?
Yeah, I suppose.

fail

BigEd76


PoopyfaceMcGee

The haikus worked, you sissies
Must keep 'em coming
Else Birds will lose to bye week!

BigEd76

first, five syllables
then it's seven, then five more
what are you, British?  :P


loved the 4th quarter
the first three?  meh....not so much
at least they won it

PoopyfaceMcGee

seven five seven
is just as acceptable
as five seven five

rjs246

Yippee, the Birds won a game.
Akers has herpes.
Bye Week wins by a figgie.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

Mustachioed fat asses
Facing each other
Root for a coronary.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Russell J. Jayess
Loves him seven-five-seven
What a fleshpopbagface!

rjs246

I'm verbose to start,
And try to end with a laugh.
I should run for Pres.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

shorebird

Eagles are favorite
Which means that they could blow it
This game smells like crap