Jack Ikegwuonu, Philadelphia Eagle

[shorebird]

Beat your kids more and they will behave, or you will be prosecuted and locked up.

Next topic.

[rjs246]

If you beat them properly they'll be too terrified to tell anyone about it.

[SD_Eagle5]

I had OCD growing up and at 32 I can't say I'm 100% over it. I was paranoid of the number 3 and would constantly add large groups of numbers up in my head for no reason. I'd memorize baseball/hockey/football/basketball stats like there was no tomorrow. If I looked at the clock and it read 6:09 (6 + 9 = 15 which is divisible by 3) I'd think something bad was gonna happen. No clue what brought this on but now that I look back I think it was something hormonal and the fact that my parents let me do and eat whatever I wanted. I'm still a little farged up over it but its nothing I can't handle.

[LBIggle]

maybe ol jack has ADD.

[rjs246]

I had OCD growing up and at 32 I can't say I'm 100% over it. I was paranoid of the number 3 and would constantly add large groups of numbers up in my head for no reason. I'd memorize baseball/hockey/football/basketball stats like there was no tomorrow. If I looked at the clock and it read 6:09 (6 + 9 = 15 which is divisible by 3) I'd think something bad was gonna happen. No clue what brought this on but now that I look back I think it was something hormonal and the fact that my parents let me do and eat whatever I wanted. I'm still a little farged up over it but its nothing I can't handle.

The part in bold I did and assumed every other kid did as well.

The rest of this post makes you one crazy motherfarger. And yes, I blame your parents as well.

[shorebird]

If you beat them properly they'll be too terrified to tell anyone about it.

I laughed at this, does that make me a bad parent?

[Cerevant]

No.  A bad parent would say, "I keep beating them, but it doesn't help at all.  Maybe I should use a cane instead of a belt"

[SD_Eagle5]

Most kids yes but not on the level I memorized that shtein. I had an SI encyclopedia and could pretty much tell you any stat in the book. It was borderline Rainman-telephone book stuff.

[shorebird]

Long as you weren't going to K-Mart for underwear everyday you were alright.

[rjs246]

Only the gays wear underwear.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Ikeg-guano will be ready for mini camps.

[ice grillin you]

birdcrazy
03/16/09
8:39 pm ET  the FO loking smarter by the minute....

[Seabiscuit36]

I am excited to see this kid on the field, but he'll blow his knee out before april

[ice grillin you]

id be excited if they were trying to use him as a safety...he was questionable as a corner before he got hurt and might be straight up disasterous there now

[SD_Eagle5]

Will James part deux