2008 Soul thread

Started by BigEd76, February 29, 2008, 10:06:00 PM

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Sgt PSN

If there's anything this board doesn't need (besides Munson), it's 2 threads about arena football. 

rjs246

There are 1151 things this board doesn't need, nevermind arena football threads...
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

I was asked to leave the arena last night right before halftime.  There was some dude and his ugly 5 year old kid sitting next to me and the kid had a pair of those annoying thunder sticks that you slap together and make noise and she was doing it nonstop.....when the defense was on the field, the offense, timeouts, everything.  Non-farging-stop.  And she kept hitting me in the head with one of them because she's 5 has no sense of what the phrase "personal space" means.  I kept asking her dad to switch seats with her or just take the sticks away and he wouldn't do either.  So after getting hit in the head for the 5th or 6th time I stood up, took the sticks from her and popped them.  And rather than say anything to me about it, the dad immediately started calling for security.  Farging hoyda. 

Wingspan

If you would have done that from the beginning you wouldn't have had to sit through a half of arena "football"
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Rome

Hahaha.  Sassy got owned by a five year-old.

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 15, 2008, 09:35:40 AM
I was asked to leave the arena last night right before halftime.  There was some dude and his ugly 5 year old kid sitting next to me and the kid had a pair of those annoying thunder sticks that you slap together and make noise and she was doing it nonstop.....when the defense was on the field, the offense, timeouts, everything.  Non-farging-stop.  And she kept hitting me in the head with one of them because she's 5 has no sense of what the phrase "personal space" means.  I kept asking her dad to switch seats with her or just take the sticks away and he wouldn't do either.  So after getting hit in the head for the 5th or 6th time I stood up, took the sticks from her and popped them.  And rather than say anything to me about it, the dad immediately started calling for security.  Farging hoyda. 

Pimped by a 5yr old.  :-D

What's next, egging Shawn Barber into decking your puss?!?

Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 15, 2008, 09:59:01 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 15, 2008, 09:35:40 AM
I was asked to leave the arena last night right before halftime.  There was some dude and his ugly 5 year old kid sitting next to me and the kid had a pair of those annoying thunder sticks that you slap together and make noise and she was doing it nonstop.....when the defense was on the field, the offense, timeouts, everything.  Non-farging-stop.  And she kept hitting me in the head with one of them because she's 5 has no sense of what the phrase "personal space" means.  I kept asking her dad to switch seats with her or just take the sticks away and he wouldn't do either.  So after getting hit in the head for the 5th or 6th time I stood up, took the sticks from her and popped them.  And rather than say anything to me about it, the dad immediately started calling for security.  Farging hoyda. 

Pimped by a 5yr old.  :-D

What's next, egging Shawn Barber into decking your puss?!?

Me and Shawn Barber are tight now. 

BigEd76

At least one of the Philly teams will win tonight  :-\


8-0

Rome

They are putting a serious asskicking on Columbus right now.  They're 11/11 in touchdown drives at the moment.

BigEd76

#55
DALLAS SUCKS

57-28 final....9-0

BigEd76

how the F do you lose a game where you had a 21-pt lead w/ 2 minutes left?  :boom


welp they're out of first place after back-to-back losses against .500 teams

MDS

Quote from: BigEd76 on May 12, 2008, 11:26:32 PM
how the F do you lose a game where you had a 21-pt lead w/ 2 minutes left?  :boom


welp they're out of first place after back-to-back losses against .500 teams

lol
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

MadMarchHare

Philadelphia sports teams - FEEL IT!
Anyone but Reid.

PoopyfaceMcGee

You could certainly say they're now living on a prayer.