College Football Thread

Started by ice grillin you, January 09, 2008, 04:11:07 PM

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BigEd76

#285
In the top 25:

Texas #3
Oklahoma #4

In the BCS:

Oklahoma #2
Texas #3

...so even though Texas beat Oklahoma on a neutral field, Oklahoma wins the division and gets to beat Missouri in the Big XII title game for a shot at the national championship

MDS

1 Alabama
16 Troy

8 Texas Tech
9 Boise St

4 Oklahoma
13 Cincinnati

5 USC
12 Ball St

3 Texas
14 Boston College

6 Penn St
11 TCU

7 Utah
10 Ohio St

2 Florida
15 Tulsa
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

phattymatty


BigEd76

USC wants to give up a timeout in each half just so they can wear their red jerseys at UCLA

Feva

"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

phattymatty


rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

ice grillin you

lane kiffins wife makes this hire worth every penny

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

rjs246

She looks like a vapid barbie doll. Hit. Then quit.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

BigEd76

Did you catch his comments about the Raiders during the press conference?

"To deal with a completely dysfunctional franchise when you get there...."
(media laughs)
".... that wasn't a joke ...."
(laughter stops)
"that's really valuable. You can't go to school and learn crisis management like going there."
(more laughing)

The dysfunctional franchise still hasn't paid him what's left on his contract...


ice grillin you

BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
US Ranked 4th

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS
computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS
declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with
the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into
conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden,
Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against
the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--
including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers
deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS
commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and
Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-
to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single,
equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we
defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been
criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to
enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland
was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were
incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional
forces."

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented "
France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1
ranking they only fell to #2."
Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the
Philippines.
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

BigEd76

Todd's boy Al turned down an interview with Syracuse.  I guess he's still holding out for the Penn State job huh

ice grillin you

no recruiting against buffalo and eastern chippewa valley is easier than recruiting against penn state and rutgers
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MDS

they actually handed press releases out for that during the bball game yesterday.

and golden "not pursuing the job" might be code for cuse not wanting to deal with a guy whose team cant cover hail marys and cant kneel down
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.