Babe of the Week Thread

Started by Yeti, December 17, 2007, 12:39:53 PM

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Sgt PSN

A brotha who likes skinny bitches.  What is the world coming to?  Feva, every now and then you say something that makes me doubt your true ethnic origins.  This is one of those times.  I will assemble a committee to conduct an official investigation to try and determine what level of street cred you actually possess.  Until an official finding is rendered, your blackness is officially suspended.  During this suspension you are to refrain from slappin' bitches, drinkin 40's and/or red kool aid, knocking off liquor stores, any and all forms of ballin, making fun of white people, dog fighting, gang bangin and plotting against "the man."  I'm also going to need you to turn in all of your FUBU and your gun. 

If it is determined that you are infact black, you may resume living the cultural lifestyle.  However, should you be found unfit for blackness, you must permanantly disconnect yourself from all black activity, or "blacktivity."  In other words, you'll have to like, get a job and shtein.  You'll also have to watch every episode of 'Friends' in order to help aclimate yourself to your new ethnic background. 


reese125

wheew...2 paragraphs and I really tried man. I really did.

Yeti

Tricia Helfer



Born Alberta Canada
Age 33
Seen in Battlestar Galactica, Spiral, and the game Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars, as a character named Kilian Qatar.  She also appeared in Playboy.





"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

hbionic

I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Yeti

Kate Hudson



Born in Los Angeles
Age 28
Seen in Almost Famous, Raising Helen and Fools Gold





"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

PoopyfaceMcGee


Susquehanna Birder


Sgt PSN

What are you talking about?  I bet she looks like that when she rolls out of bed everyday. 

methdeez

That is so airbrushed, she looks like a cartoon.
Also, she is incredibally average.
If she was at a bar and not famous, you wouldn't even notice her.

hbionic

Go to your local liquor store, 7-11, who ever carries loads of magazines and BUY this months issue of MAXIM EN ESPANOL.

Asses designed by God himself.  :o :o :o :o


women's asses.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Yeti

Quote from: hbionic on March 03, 2008, 07:59:13 PM
Go to your local liquor store, 7-11, who ever carries loads of magazines and BUY this months issue of MAXIM EN ESPANOL.

Asses designed by God himself.  :o :o :o :o


women's asses.

Clarifying women's asses coupled with Garcia's pic made me laugh.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

Amy Adams



Born Vicenza Italy (American parents in the military)
Age 33
Seen in Talladega Nights, Charlie Wilsons War and caught my attention this week hosting SNL.





"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

And heres something else.  If you don't like my pick, throw up one of your own.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Rome

I'm not usually crazy about fire engines but that one is an exception.  Nice pick, Yeti.

Seabiscuit36

"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons