Miami Dolphins Prediction Thread

[Phanatic]

Iggles win... 24 - 9

[JackStraw]

Dead. Cat. Bounce.

Eagles: 24
Phish: 17

[Don Ho]

birds 26

tunafish 17

we'll show that rookie qb!

[Diomedes]

farg if I know.

I'll side with those who think AR chokes.  Don't know about their QB, but Chatman has looked good. 

Eagles 17
Dolphins 24

[Geowhizzer]

Like I said, I'm picking the Eagles to lose every damn game now.

Dolphins 21
Eagles 13

[MadMarchHare]

James Thrash & Keenan McCardell scored three farging touchdowns against the Eagles defense and Portis ran for over 130 yards.

That's ugly and although the Dolphins suck for the most part they still average about 20 PPG.

This game has upset written all over it despite the Fish being winless and a rookie starting at quarterback.  And Beck isn't some wet-behind-the-ears newbie either.  He's 26 years old and played a lot at BYU.  I just think they're going to score a lot against a woeful defense that seems to be regressing rather than improving.

The last late 20s rookie QB with lots of playing time (at a better school no less):  Chris Weinke.
5-11, baby.  5-11.

[hbionic]

Curtis and Brown receive an invitation in the mail from McNabb. It's an invitation to a dinner party. Guest plus one. Skepticism sinks in and Curtis and Brown decide to be each other's dates.

Saturday night, they pull up to Mcnabbs'. Ring the door bell, Brown with Wine in hand, Curtis with Hawaiian Dinner rolls. McNabb opens the door and welcomes them in. They say hello to Wilma McNabb and go to the dinner table and see Westbrook, L.J., Andy Reid...and Kevin Kolb. Curtis, Brown and Kolb blush for a few seconds. McNabb, knowing that last week's happenings are making things uncomfortable, offers a toast to the WR's and to Kolb, the new era.

Dinner was great. The evening continues, every one is drinking, everyone is laughing, and 'Oh, look at the time' from a slightly buzzed voice coming from within the group.  It's about 11pm and its time to go. Everyone makes their way to the door and as Curtis and Brown and put their coats on, Mrs. McNabb tells them to 'have a nice game tomorrow' and to 'go get'em!' Curtis and Brown glance at each other for a moment and head out. Everyone makes curfew and start preparing mentally for the game the next day as they fall asleep.

Hmm...


Kevin Curtis 2 TD's
Reggie Brown 1 TD

Bryan Westbrook 4 TD's, 1 passing, 1 receiving and two rushing.

McNabb 5 TD's passing and torches the secondary for 450 plus yards.

Cole 5 sacks.

Gocong with his first pick.

Eagles -29
Dolphis-16

[Diomedes]

You submit to Penthouse Forum a lot, don't you?

[hbionic]

You submit to Penthouse Forum a lot, don't you?

They have a forum?

[Diomedes]

Yeah, it's near the agora.

[methdeez]

Where is the punchline to that story?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Eagles - 24
Dolphins - 0

First shutout in 12 years

[Don Ho]

You submit to Penthouse Forum a lot, don't you?

They have a forum?

and the stories are all true.  they happen all the time to people. 

[Diomedes]

Yep.  If you don't believe that, get a job as a pizza delivery boy.  Or a grocery clerk.  Or a contractor.

[Father Demon]

Flight: 38
Swim: 17

I had pre-posted, but wanted to make sure FF saw it...