Oh Goodie * We * Beat The Vikings

[Rome]

Who farging gives a farging shtein?  Donovan threw for over 300 yards but they were still sitting there at the end of the game without the ability to run the ball down the opposition's throat to win the game.  The defense was marginal at best, the special teams were atrocious and the coaching was, as always, abysmal.

This funhole ass team is GOING NOWHERE.  Meanwhile the Patriots obliterated a team that the Eagles floundered against like cripples in an olympic relay.

Die you shteinbag farging losers.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Jerome99 ladies and gents.

Let it flow, man.

Did anyone notice Brooks Bollingers neck? It was the color of a Phillies hat. Literal red neck, that guy.

[The BIGSTUD]

If you can't enjoy a win then you shouldn't be watching football.

have another beer

[Don Ho]

a win is a win.  yes, once again birds should have put up at least 30 for the third straight week but i'll take it.  listen, we can all turn on um' again next week if Dallas blows them out. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

What the farg, Jerome?  Stay off the downers, dickhead.  I don't think anyone reasonable is actually taking this win as a sign that this team has turned anything around.  And if they are, don't acknowledge them with shtein like this.

I think you're spending too much time on the EMB, bro.  Chill out.

[Feva]

Word.

You sound negative just for the sake of it, man.

[phattymatty]

romey is right.  we should have won by at least 8.

[rjs246]

Reading the title of this thread is making me angry.

[ice grillin you]

the eagles lost to the team that played detroit yesterday

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

the eagles lost to the team that got beaten by detroit yesterday

Fixed (I'm assuming that's what you meant.)


<homer>The Eagles totally wore down the Bears to make it easier for the Lions!</homer>

[Rome]

Did any of you watch the Patriots/Racists game?

To think that the Eagles came within a funhole hair of beating the Patriots in the Super Bowl just three years ago and then consider how far they've fallen is depressing as hell.  How anyone can be HAPPY over that win yesterday is beyond me.

Yeah, it's better than them losing I guess, but really, it's not all that much better.  Just my two cents and feel free to insert both of them rectally if you disagree.

[SunMo]

the eagles lost to the team that lost to detroit yesterday

twice

[Beermonkey]

Did any of you watch the Patriots/Racists game?

To think that the Eagles came within a funhole hair of beating the Patriots in the Super Bowl just three years ago and then consider how far they've fallen is depressing as hell.  How anyone can be HAPPY over that win yesterday is beyond me.
Yeah, it's better than them losing I guess, but really, it's not all that much better.  Just my two cents and feel free to insert both of them rectally if you disagree.

When the hell is anyone ever happy on here?

Anyway, I like your new angry schtick, it's much better than your normal attempts to copy RJS' humor.

[Rome]

I'm legitimately disgusted by what has happened to this team since the Super Bowl.  They were so farging close and now we seem to be a million miles away from experiencing a winner as fans.

As far as the other nonsense you posted, whatever, dude.

[Wingspan]

This thread made me laugh.