With the First Pick in the 2008 NFL Draft, the Philadelphia Eagles Select...

[hbionic]

Trade 11 picks for Roy Williams.

They can't say no to that.

[Dillen]

lol jesus....NO

I lol'd also. Terrible.

[Don Ho]

does it even matter who we draft anymore? half of them will be cut before the season and most of the other half wont play for atleast two years.  and even when they eventually do play they're as good as winston justice.  a lot of people say "oh lito and a 1st round pick for a #1WR is too much to give up" thats total crap! you know the draft is a crap shoot and we usualy end up getting some bust.

i like you.

[MultipleScoregasims]

i like you.

Huzzah! I'm accepted...and i have 4 total posts now!  i should be running this place soon.

[SunMo]

what i like is that scoregasims sounds like ORGASIMS....


get it!?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Is that what happens when you have a sexy dance party with your kids?

[SunMo]

more crying than anything really

[Rome]

Viagra should help with the crying, Mosy.

[Munson]

5'10, 169?

Holy shtein...

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Would you rather he was 6'1" but a mediocre player?  There are "big" receivers in this draft, too.

[Munson]

No I'm just surprised he hasn't been killed yet. If they do draft him I hope he doesn't get murdered by some 6'1 215 pound LB on the coverage team.

And also hating the fact that I'm short and white, thus hindering my ability to play college ball. I'm an inch shorter, a pound heavier, and I was only a tenth of a second slower when I graduated. That's probably up to like 3 seconds slower now but it's all good.


If only was 6'0 and black.

[SunMo]

LOL...yeah, i'm sure you didn't make it to the big time because you were white...there hasn't been a good white player in what?  50 years?

[ice grillin you]

And also hating the fact that I'm short and white, thus hindering my ability to play college ball. I'm an inch shorter, a pound heavier, and I was only a tenth of a second slower when I graduated. That's probably up to like 3 seconds slower now but it's all good..

shut the farg up cranial lump...youre a farging acne scarred white trashed out guitar playing metalica listening parliament smoking douchebag who didnt even play high school football

[methdeez]

Didn't you guys hug in when you met?
You obviously should have just indian-wrestled for supremecy right then and there.

[Sgt PSN]

If only was 6'0 and black.

You'd get shot in the dick.  On purpose.  

Actually, I wouldn't rule that out as a potential outcome for you anyway.