Jessica Alba's BK

Started by PoopyfaceMcGee, September 17, 2007, 10:19:47 PM

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phattymatty

i could possibly get to the 6 spot with a win and FF and jesse losses.  and you're only 30 points ahead of me, i wouldn't call that almost certainly.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Besides me losing and Matt winning, what needs to happen for me to slide into that 8th spot?

rjs246

You have to have less points than either Matt or Jesse.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

phattymatty

you're pretty far ahead, i'd have to outscore you by a bunch for that to happen.  another repeat of this week though, and it would.  thinking about tanking?

SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: phattymatty on November 27, 2007, 11:17:19 AM
thinking about tanking?

Why not?  My team's only chance to win it all is to get Johnson and Harrison healthy for the playoffs, so I might as well angle to play the overrated Monkey Spanks team in the first round.  Then, I have to hope to sneak through with a somewhat makeshift team and get healthy before week 15.  It's possible.

Healthy lineup:
Rivers/Garcia (Play the matchup!  Yuck.)
LJ
Adrian Peterson
Marvin Harrison
Greg Jennings
Chris Cooley
Gostkowski
Giants D

But yeah - bottom line is I might tank this week without even trying, so I could just try and make it seem like a genius GM move.  Who am I playing anyway?

PoopyfaceMcGee

Week 13 Lineup:

Jeff Garcia - back
Larry Johnson - foot
Jesse Chatmas - neck
Marvin Harrison - vagina
D.J. Hackett - ankle
Chris Cooley - hotpants
Gostkowski - coach hates FG's
Giants D - choke artists

I still might have enough points in there to beat the "Village People".

rjs246

You know that a loss by Matt guarantees that you won't get the last seed, right?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: rjs246 on November 28, 2007, 07:44:25 AM
You know that a loss by Matt guarantees that you won't get the last seed, right?

Yep.  But it doesn't hurt to try, especially since Matt would probably like to win and make the playoffs.

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Who's going to stop him?  You?

Funney.

SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

phattymatty

i'm 90% sure that torry holt will be the one to have a monster day and put me in the playoffs. 

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

phattymatty

that would be such a fitting end for your douchey face.