Good Advice?

Started by Father Demon, May 25, 2007, 09:34:36 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 2 3
User actions

Diomedes

#15
May 27, 2007, 07:35:46 AM
95% of life is showing up....be where you're supposed to be when you're supposed to be there and the rest will take care of itself.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Zanshin

#16
May 27, 2007, 07:43:07 AM
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

Zanshin

#17
May 27, 2007, 07:43:47 AM
Friends help you move. Good friends help you move bodies.

Sgt PSN

#18
May 29, 2007, 04:29:27 AM
"A penny saved is a penny earned.  But a dollar well spent puts 2 titties in my face" - Me

BlueHeart

#19
May 29, 2007, 07:19:07 AM
:-D @ Sarge.


If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields.
Maybe the voices aren't real, but, they've got some pretty good ideas...

SunMo

#20
May 29, 2007, 09:03:11 AM
act like wherever you are, that's the place to be
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PhillyPhanInDC

#21
May 29, 2007, 09:49:18 AM
Never point a gun at anything you do not intend to shoot.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Sgt PSN

#22
May 29, 2007, 10:29:15 AM
Quote from: PPinDC on May 29, 2007, 09:49:18 AM
Never point a gun at anything you do not intend to shoot.

Reciting weapons conditions.  For shame. 

phattymatty

#23
May 29, 2007, 11:04:13 AM
no matter how hot she is, there is a dude out there who is sick of her shtein.

BigEd76

#24
May 29, 2007, 11:23:19 AM
"Too many chefs, or cooks I should say, actually spoil the broth as well as the soup over there." -- Sarge Matthews

PhillyPhanInDC

#25
May 29, 2007, 11:36:24 AM
My dad on marriage:

"Find some woman you hate, give her half your money and a house, and call it even."
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Father Demon

#26
May 29, 2007, 04:43:48 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on May 29, 2007, 11:04:13 AM
no matter how hot she is, there is a dude out there who is sick of her shtein.

Amen.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

mussa

#27
May 29, 2007, 05:14:17 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on May 29, 2007, 04:43:48 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on May 29, 2007, 11:04:13 AM
no matter how hot she is, there is a dude out there who is sick of her shtein.

Amen.


Thanks I needed that actually
Official Sponsor of The Fire Andy Reid Club
"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

SD_Eagle5

#28
May 29, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Sounds like someones having girl trouble

Diomedes

#29
May 29, 2007, 06:25:30 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on May 29, 2007, 11:04:13 AM
no matter how hot she is, there is a dude out there who is sick of her shtein.

that line is tantamount to the proverbial sour grapes.


p.s.  I first heard it as "...sick and tired of her farging shtein."
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger
Print
Go Up Pages 1 2 3
User actions