Beer Drinkers Should Act Like Beer Drinkers

Started by Rome, May 04, 2007, 02:16:58 PM

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Rome

Quote from: FastFreddie on May 04, 2007, 02:48:29 PM
If you're the type of guy who adds "pronto!" to the end of your statements, then get the farg out.

If you're the type of guy who criticizes another man's choice of adverbs, then you suck teh aids infected monkey dick.

ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

mussa

Quote from: FastFreddie on May 04, 2007, 04:21:49 PM
Quote from: mussa on May 04, 2007, 03:55:20 PM
how bout when the guy tells u to take a swig out of red stripe, then fills the remaining with captain morgan?

...sounds like something MURP would do.

actually its something  murp was made to do at a tailgate thanks to a certain somebody...take a guess...
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PoopyfaceMcGee

Well, it's not Sarge... because he would have filled it up with Maker's Mark.  I'm stumped.

mussa

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SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Seabiscuit36

Miller lite is my everyday beer.  I drink Stella/Blue Moon/Heineken/Amstel light pretty often.  I switch it up for what ever mood i'm in.  I hate anyberry tasting beer, its just not my thing, and should be considered a cosmo in my book. 
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rjs246

Miller Lite is the all purpose beer. No filling up. No hangover. The second line of defense consists of Guinness (or whatever stoutsyou will provide) and assorted Belgian beers.

There's a third level that exists between 'well crafted' and 'gutter trash' but there are too many to list. Needless to say Corona and Heineken reside in the 'gutter trash' tier.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

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MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: mussa on May 04, 2007, 05:47:04 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 04, 2007, 04:21:49 PM
Quote from: mussa on May 04, 2007, 03:55:20 PM
how bout when the guy tells u to take a swig out of red stripe, then fills the remaining with captain morgan?

...sounds like something MURP would do.

actually its something  murp was made to do at a tailgate thanks to a certain somebody...take a guess...

Quote from: FastFreddie on May 04, 2007, 06:21:28 PM
Well, it's not Sarge... because he would have filled it up with Maker's Mark.  I'm stumped.

Quote from: mussa on May 04, 2007, 06:30:29 PM
wrong, its sarge

ha!  And I've got photographic evidence to prove it. 

Don't knock the Red Cap'n though.  It's the shiznit. 

mussa, did you have one of them too or was it just Murp? 

PoopyfaceMcGee

Why not Maker's Mark, Sarge?  I'm upset.

I'm not a fan of Bud Select's "slim line" cans.  Makes it feel like I'm drinking some energy drink.

But the beer is tastey.

Rome

Miller Lite = ideal beer pong fodder.

Seriously, it's cheap, it's light as a feather but it still has a decent enough kick to get the losers hammered.

Ideal!

Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone!   :yay

Sgt PSN

Quote from: FastFreddie on May 05, 2007, 07:04:28 AM
Why not Maker's Mark, Sarge?  I'm upset.

Because it doesn't have a catchy name like Red Cap'n. 

Maker's Cap'n?

Cap'n Mark?

I don't think so. 

Besides, the combo came about while me and a few buddies were drinking one night and it got to the point where all that was left was Red Stripe and Captain Morgan.  So we decided to mix them together and it turned out to be pretty tasty.