Kevin Kolb, Philadelphia Eagle

Rome · April 30, 2007, 08:40:20 PM

I was doing a random search and came across this nugget in an interview with Kolb:

QuoteQ: When you look at the NFL, where do you think you best fit in? Is there a particular team you'd like to join?

KK: Man, I have no idea right now. I don't know. There is a handful of teams that I would like to go to. Basically the biggest thing to me is living in a good city where I can raise my family. I'd like kind of a small-town atmosphere that fits my lifestyle the best.

Nothing says "small town" like the fourth largest city in the country. Oh, and raising children in Philly? Yep - just like Podunk, Texas.

SunMo · April 30, 2007, 08:41:38 PM

philly actually has a pretty "small-town" mindset, despite it's size

Rome · April 30, 2007, 08:42:15 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on April 30, 2007, 08:36:19 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on April 30, 2007, 08:34:38 PM
Quote18. If I were to go on a dream date, it would be with: No one...I'm engaged

Hilarious.

That is pretty hysterical. Something tells me that the thought of listing his fiancee never crossed his mind...

If he did say, "my wife" then he'd be a total fag. Hell, if my wife asked me who my dream date would be with, I'd tell her the truth: "whoever you say, honey."

MDS · April 30, 2007, 08:42:56 PM

Each individual block/section/area of Philly is kind of like the small town. Expect most of the people are crazy, there is loads of crime and taxes are outrageous. Other than that, it's any town USA.

SunMo · April 30, 2007, 08:43:34 PM

my perfect date would be with my wife's balloon knot

Rome · April 30, 2007, 08:43:59 PM

Quote from: SunMo on April 30, 2007, 08:41:38 PM
philly actually has a pretty "small-town" mindset, despite it's size

He'll live in Villanova or Moorestown or some other rich-ass enclave. Somehow I don't see him commuting to work from Fishtown every morning.

ice grillin you · April 30, 2007, 08:44:06 PM

he wants to live on a 1000 acre ranch and spit sunflower seeds out the back of his quadcab...its probably fair to say philly wasnt the ideal place for the kolb's

MDS · April 30, 2007, 08:45:11 PM

He can do this an hour outside of the city. It literally goes from Philly to Alabama in a matter of miles.

Rome · April 30, 2007, 08:45:56 PM

Tin Cup.

ice grillin you · April 30, 2007, 08:46:06 PM

maybe he can buy uncle chollys place when he gets fired in october

rjs246 · April 30, 2007, 08:46:20 PM

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on April 30, 2007, 08:42:15 PM
If he did say, "my wife" then he'd be a total fag.

I'm not arguing with that. I just think its funny that he went to the trouble of saying 'no one' AND mentioned that he was engaged.

SunMo · April 30, 2007, 08:47:04 PM

stop thinking stupid things are funny

rjs246 · April 30, 2007, 08:49:09 PM

I can't help it. Next I'll be laughing at King of Queens and DVRing Two and a Half Men!
Kill me.

SunMo · April 30, 2007, 08:53:20 PM

Kevin James is a pretty funny dude, actually

MDS · April 30, 2007, 08:53:39 PM

Impressive making fun of TV shows I hate, yet America finds funny. Winner: rjs.