2007 Philadelphia Phillies Thread - DIVISION CHAMPS MOTHER fargER!!!!

[MDS]

Burrell is so farging slow, but come now, Smith just sucks.

[Geowhizzer]

what a great 3rd base coach they have

My gracious, a three-toed sloth can run faster than Pat Burrell.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The ball got to home, I took a nice drink of my beer, then Burrell came onto the screen.

[SunMo]

and another one

[Don Ho]

good god!  my 80 year old mother moves faster than that. 

i would pay to see Werth, Burrell and Helms in a 100 yard dash.  bring a sundial time them.

[Rome]

How many guys does Steve Smith have to get thrown out at home by a country mile before he finds his ass unemployed?

[MDS]

Steve Smith deserves nothing but SARS.

[SunMo]

Victorino and Utely are the only ones with balls on this team to try and run a catcher over, everyone else just gives up at home like a bitch when they are thrown out by a mile

[rjs246]

Steve Smith is a football player.

[Rome]

It's too bad he wasn't killed on the set of one of the movies his best pal Kurt Russell got him a part as an extra in.

[Rome]

CHOKE DAWG WITH THE BLAST!

4-2 Bums

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'm betting the bullpen gives up a few so that Howard has a chance to prove himself as choke dawg later in the game.

Still, that was a nice hit.

[Don Ho]

Steve Smith deserves nothing but SARS.

i know where there is a leper colony in the islands.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

BTW, didn't we have this same conversation about Billy D coaching 3rd?

The problem is obviously rooted higher up the management chain.

[Rome]

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