Kevin Curtis, Mormon & Philadelphia Eagle

[Quasimoto]

plus it was established long ago that MCNABB IS NOT BLACK!!

He's blue da boo de da boo dye.

[shorebird]

I like McNabb better than Curtis, so there.

Most racists respond with the "Well, my best friend/favorite Eagles is black!" line 99% of time. Try again Grandmaster.

That was sarcasm directed at sarcasm you farging prick.

[Beermonkey]

I like McNabb better than Curtis, so there.

Most racists respond with the "Well, my best friend/favorite Eagles is black!" line 99% of time. Try again Grandmaster.

That was sarcasm directed at sarcasm you farging prick.

Well that was sarcasm directed at sarcasm that was directed at sarcasm you douche nozzle.   

[shorebird]

Douche Nozzle?? lol! I've filed that one away.

[rjs246]

I hate the chinese. Discuss.

[shorebird]

shuddap before I burn a cross in your front yard.

[SD_Eagle5]

是性交

[ice grillin you]

if IMACS gave blowjobs the chinese would never come out of their houses...except to rock turtle necks and cheesy leather jackets in seedy pool halls

[Feva]

是性交

Translation = Soul brotha too beaucoup

[Tomahawk]

I hate the chinese. Discuss.

I like chinese food.

The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please

I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.

So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.

All together.

[verse in Chinese]
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!)

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees...

[rjs246]

I was just hoping to offend someone. How disappointing.

[Geowhizzer]

I was just hoping to offend someone. How disappointing.

I hate beer.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Are you trying to offend someone or simply prove you're a dee dee dee?

[Geowhizzer]

Are you trying to offend someone or simply prove you're a dee dee dee?

I really don't have any clue what a "dee dee dee," is, but somehow I picture you as a perfect example.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

At least I'm not fat.  Zing.