St Pattys Day

[Rome]

GF, you should go eat at Outback. 

Or Chick-Fil-A...

[Sgt PSN]

ha.


I'd also like to point out that last night I was banned from a bar for life. 

[Seabiscuit36]

What did you do Sarge?

[Diomedes]

He refused to believe it wasn't a gay bar, kept hitting on the bouncers.

[Rome]

One of the pubs I go to had a line to get in on St. Patty's Day.  I walked up and was stopped by the bouncer who told me I had to stand in line.  The owner was inside but his wife was manning a beer tap right next to the entrance.  Anyway, I looked over to her and said, 'I have to stand in line to get in here??"  She just shrugged and said, 'you're no different than any other customer.'

I just laughed and said 'yeah, I'll stand in line - for sure!,'  left, and went across the street back to my usual spot. 

Yesterday I stopped by the bar and had a little chat with the owner.  He had no idea what happened and was farging pissed off.  His wife was back in the kitchen and he yelled for her to come out.  He asked her if what I said was true - she said 'yes' and he told her she was a farging stupid funhole for telling locals to wait in line with the rest of the riff-raff spring breakers.

He apologized to me after screaming at her for about 5 minutes and gave me a "chip" which entitles me to come in any night and drink for free.

[Seabiscuit36]

Great story Rome, i was hoping he'd just slap her in front of you for your viewing pleasure. 

[Geowhizzer]

ha.


I'd also like to point out that last night I was banned from a bar for life. 

This wasn't the one you tended at, was it?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

He apologized to me after screaming at her for about 5 minutes and gave me a "chip" which entitles me to come in any night for a complementary reach-around and drink for free.

Enjoy.

[Sgt PSN]

ha.


I'd also like to point out that last night I was banned from a bar for life. 

This wasn't the one you tended at, was it?

ha!  And no. 

Actually, what happened was less than spectacular.  I was shooting in my Sunday night pool league.  We were shooting at an "away" game at one of the other bars that's in our league.  After the game, me and a couple guys on my team decided to stay and shoot a little while longer.  After a couple of games, all the lights in the front half of the bar (where the pool table are) are turned off and all that's left are the table lights.  Didn't really bother me, but this one girl on my team didn't want to sit in the dark.  So I went to the bar and got a drink and asked the bartender if she could turn a few of the lights back on so that we could see. 

She turned a couple lights on and went back behind the bar.  Then the owner went over and turned the lights back off.  I told him I asked the bartender to turn them on and said that we didn't like sitting in the dark.  His reply was "It's my bar and I'll do what I want."  So I told my friends to grab their stuff and leave.  Then I called him a fleshpop and told him that he sucks at customer service. 

So as I'm gathering my stuff he tells me I should leave and I said "What the farg do you think I'm doing?"  So he told me to never come back.  Then I called him a few more unpleasantries, grabbed my cue and my drink and walked towards the door.  When I got to the door he told me I couldn't take my drink outside and I turned around and raised my glass to him, said "Here's to you fargface." took a big swig and then threw it on the ground. 

Immature?  Yeah, probably.  But I don't care.  Dude was a fleshpop and deserved far worse than a broken glass and a small puddle to clean up. 

[SD_Eagle5]

[mussa]

bravo sarge 

[Geowhizzer]

Sounds like a guy who won't be in business much longer.  He sounds like an utter ass.

[Phanatic]

Bar owners somehow get away with that shtein and stay in business all the time.

[Sgt PSN]

Yeah, this dude's bar has been open for years and it will continue to be.  It's a military town and if there's one thing this place isn't short on, it's Marines eager to drink.  The thing about it that pisses me off is that nearly every bar owner in this town (or any other military town) does crap like this.  There is no such thing as "customer service" around here because for every customer that a bar around here might lose, there's at least 5 more new Marines just getting here that'll fill in the gap.  Dude turned the lights off because he's trying to save a few pennies on the electric bill and the only person that will feel the effects of my leaving the bar last night is the bartender because the owner ended up costing her atleast 10 more bucks in tips.  And probably a good shagging as well.

 

[Father Demon]

So he did her a huge favor, and she should forever be in his debt.