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hbionic

March 03, 2007, 07:35:20 PM
 :evil :evil :evil  :evil :evil The last time we went to the Football Gods for help, they heard our prayers and blessed us by granting our wish in T.O. He was 'The One' and we went to the Superbowl that season. We then turned our backs on the Gods with our arrogance and they bestowed upon us their wrath on what they felt where upappreciative infidels. T.O.'s drama, season ending injuries, etc. Pure EVIL! :evil :evil :evil  :evil :evil

As high priest,  I call upon you to pray to the Football Gods and have them bless the Eagles and us fans with a successfull off-season, minimal to no injuries and putting us on track to getting back to the big game so we can win it. Show the gods your appreciation...and our dreams will manifest*.

All though it has been a less than exciting offseason...we're coming off a season where we can progress and build on for next season. So far, we're all praying for Donte to stay, to sign, for the FO to sign him. We've all been praying to each other, praying to the internet message boards....even praying to that Christian God (who has no pull in these matters by the way)...but I beseech you to pray...pray to the Football Gods...for it is they who control our destiny. It is in your hands!

...and we pray! :evil


*If Donte signs elsewhere, its because you weren't praying hard enough.

...and we pray! :evil
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

BigEd76

#1
March 03, 2007, 07:37:21 PM
Ramen Pride is good

ice grillin you

#2
March 03, 2007, 09:10:31 PM
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

dis12

#3
March 03, 2007, 09:14:13 PM
few (maybe only one) will understand this "official" sports prayer:

Baruchas Mytoochas Peasach and Succos

now we have wine and sponge cake...or maybe a pastrami sandwich
C6 at the WAC

*** SPD ***

MadMarchHare

#4
March 03, 2007, 09:37:35 PM
QuoteWHERE'S DONTE'?

Eagles receiver Donte' Stallworth is getting surprisingly little play in the free-agent market.

Though various publications identify various potentially interested teams (such as the 49ers and the taterskins), we're aware of no visits for the former first-rounder, who had a good season with the Eagles after being traded from the Saints.

Apparently, it's working.
Anyone but Reid.

Magical_Retard

#5
March 03, 2007, 09:40:34 PM
didnt san fran sign lelie?
Marge: I have someone who can help you!
Homer: Is it BATMAN!!??
Marge: No hes a scientist
Homer: Batman is a scientist.
Marge: Its not BATMAN!

Don Ho

#6
March 03, 2007, 09:47:00 PM


on my way to the city of refuge. 
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Seabiscuit36

#7
March 03, 2007, 10:24:06 PM
 :evil :evil :evil [size=03pt]Please[/size] :evil :evil :evil
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

MURP

#8
March 03, 2007, 10:49:38 PM
and we pray

NGM

#9
March 03, 2007, 11:03:24 PM
...and we pray.

:evil :evil :evil
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

SD_Eagle5

#10
March 03, 2007, 11:08:47 PM

And we pray

Feva

#11
March 05, 2007, 12:31:50 AM
 :evil :evil :evil ... and we pray...  :evil :evil :evil
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

hbionic

#12
March 05, 2007, 04:28:34 AM
...and we continue to pray! :evil
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

hbionic

#13
March 05, 2007, 09:55:40 PM
...and praying! :evil
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

hbionic

#14
March 06, 2007, 04:49:37 PM
...and praying! :evil

The lack of faith shown by others is disturbing and the gods are frowning upon us.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

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