As if you weren't a big enough dork/nerd already...chess anyone?

Diomedes · February 28, 2007, 12:40:53 PM

Chuggie just wiped his ass with me.

In my defence, I did make all my opening moves drunk, but that was still awful. I wish I could lose without taking it so personally.

hbionic · February 28, 2007, 12:52:37 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on February 28, 2007, 12:40:53 PMI wish I could lose without taking it so personally.

Not if you care about losing. Good game anyways you drunk farg.

Diomedes · February 28, 2007, 12:54:44 PM

Good game my ass...it was awful. I played so poorly it's a disgrace. I'll be ashamed for the rest of my life.

hbionic · February 28, 2007, 12:59:43 PM

Fine you suck! There.

Diomedes · February 28, 2007, 01:14:41 PM

I already know I suck. Way to rub it in.

I'm gonna go cry now.

Diomedes · March 01, 2007, 09:07:07 PM

is one of you stillupfront's moms mutton?

Sgt PSN · March 02, 2007, 06:33:05 AM

not me

Diomedes · March 03, 2007, 08:11:28 PM

Good game Munson

You done lickin' your paws, Sassy?

Munson · March 03, 2007, 08:12:51 PM

Yeah good game. You had me by the balls there towards the end, and then made some really smart moves when I attempted to trap your queen, and again had me by the balls until checkmate.

I offered up a rematch.

Sgt PSN · March 03, 2007, 08:29:15 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on March 03, 2007, 08:11:28 PM
You done lickin' your paws, Sassy?

Sort of......I'm heading out to the bar to get blitzed tonight plus I've got 3 games active right now....all of which are about over. I'd say I've got an outside shot at winning 2 of them.

Let me get these games wrapped up and we'll get one started. Hopefully by Monday.

Munson · March 03, 2007, 08:54:24 PM

An overall record of 2-11. Yes!

I really need to start actually thinknig about the moves I'm making instead of just making them.

Sgt PSN · March 04, 2007, 02:56:04 AM

Further proof that if there is a God, he really does hate me as I'm still winless, yet somehow the brain child otherwise known as Munson has managed to eek out a couple of wins.

Farg you God!!! Farg you!!!!!!!!!!1

Munson · March 04, 2007, 03:21:58 AM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 04, 2007, 02:56:04 AM
Further proof that if there is a God, he really does hate me as I'm still winless, yet somehow the brain child otherwise known as Munson has managed to eek out a couple of wins.

Farg you God! Farg you!

If it makes you feel any better, it's not hard for me to tell that I'm probably smarter then you. And while your IQ resembles room temperature on a warm day, mine's more like a hot day in the Sahara sun. Just because you don't like the fact that I'm not Captain Negative to look cool doesn't mean I'm stupid, or a homer, or that I like Joe Banner and the Eagles FO, let alone having any bearing on my ability to play chess. To tell you the truth I'm rather disappointed that I've only managed to win 2 games out of 13 played, as I used to be quite good when I was younger. You on the other hand shouldn't feel any type of disapointment over a .000 win percentage.

I do lack any sort of motivation though. No matter how lazy you are, I'm lazier. So congratulations.

hbionic · March 04, 2007, 03:23:36 AM

Quote from: Munson on March 04, 2007, 03:21:58 AMI do lack any sort of motivation though. No matter how lazy you are, I'm lazier. So congradulations.

No matter how hard you try, you're still not drunk.

Munson · March 04, 2007, 03:31:22 AM

Damn! I must try harder.

Then again, drunk or not, the first brain cells I must have killed when I started drinking were those associated with spelling. I started sucking at that around the time I started drinking. So pretty much any post I make could end up looking like I'm smashed. Apparently the second type of brain cells to go were the ones used to play chess effectively.

Want a game bionic?

Hey look, a spell check button...