Dos

[hbionic]

I have to take a mad shtein right now...I'm holding it in a little bit longer so that when I get on the can, it falls right out and causes a mini-tsunami. 

[Sgt PSN]

This is most definately not new thread worthy.  It could have gone into the mud butt thread or the random musings thread.  I can only imagine that your reasoning behind starting a new thread is so that you could use "dos" in the thread title, thus showing that you know how to be gay in multiple languages. 

[hbionic]

Actually, I just wanted to share with everyone that I was about to experience the blissful ecstacy of defacation. I apologize, but I didn't think it was mud butt worthy as it is not a case of mud butt. I assure you that the current state of tension, minor stomach pains and pre-goose bump stage that I'm in, is the path towards enlightenment. Just like buddah shared, I too shall share.

[phattymatty]

it feels good sometimes to hold in a solid one for a little bit. 

[Susquehanna Birder]

I thought this was a thread about disk operating systems.

[shorebird]

Sounds like when the bomb drops it'll have a wash and wipe effect. I dropped one the other day that almost raised me off the seat. It sounded like a screen door when my icehole slammed shut.

[Father Demon]

I wasn't sure if this thread was about the operating system, female deer (figuring hbionic's spelling was as sharp as his fashion sense), or things I should be doing with my life to make it easier.

I was grossly dissappointed.

[Sgt PSN]

I thought this was a thread about disk operating systems.

That was my original thought too when I saw the thread title but I quickly dismissed it as a possibility when I saw who the topic starter was. 

Still, I think we can all agree that Chuggie craves teh man juice regardless of what language he's speaking. 

[Seabiscuit36]

I havent pooped in 3 days    I'm usually on the once a day schedule.  Im actually scared, its the first time in my entire life that i can remember being constipated

[Geowhizzer]

Time for some

[shorebird]

[shorebird]

He might need some of this.

The Root Cause and The Dirtiest Secret
So what is the root cause of most digestive ailments? Look at the picture below. How would you feel if long pieces of old toxin-filled fecal matter were stuck to the inside of your colon for months or even years? Would you feel constipated, bloated and lethargic? Would your bowels be irritated by this debris day in and day out causing what we call IBS? Just think about what else toxic build-up like this can cause? Stomach pain and constipation? Fatigue, gas and bloating? Headaches and indigestion? Weight gain and a large protruding belly? The list is almost endless.

[Seabiscuit36]

Those site comments were ridiculous Shorbird

[BlueHeart]

I was actually enjoying the hilarious, yet disgusting, flow (no pun intended) of this thread until your submission, shorebird. Now I'm feeling a bit weak...

[shorebird]

Drink Beer, it'll clean you out better than anything!